Psycho
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Today is our anniversary and I forgot. This is the 10th and they said it would'nt last. Connie called and let me know that I was in trouble. I guess I have some making up to do or pack my stuff.  Michael |
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RainMaker
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« Reply #1 on: March 18, 2011, 04:40:16 PM » |
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Today is our anniversary and I forgot. This is the 10th and they said it would'nt last. Connie called and let me know that I was in trouble. I guess I have some making up to do or pack my stuff. Michael If you keep forgettin' 'em, it WON'T last. Flowers and perfume will get you thru. Find a Walgreens fast!! |
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« Reply #2 on: March 18, 2011, 04:55:47 PM » |
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Today is our anniversary and I forgot. This is the 10th and they said it would'nt last. Connie called and let me know that I was in trouble. I guess I have some making up to do or pack my stuff. Michael If you keep forgettin' 'em, it WON'T last. Flowers and perfume will get you thru. Find a Walgreens fast!! Once she knows you forgot flowers and perfume won't help. You gotta come up with something better than that. I am lucky, my son was born on our anniversary and he never lets me forget his birthday. |
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scoot
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« Reply #4 on: March 18, 2011, 05:41:22 PM » |
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RainMaker
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« Reply #5 on: March 18, 2011, 05:43:19 PM » |
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Women know guys are dumb. It's nothing new. She'll forgive you but you will pay for it.
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« Reply #6 on: March 18, 2011, 05:53:44 PM » |
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Get down on bended knee and profess your sorrow about forgetting, then (after memorizing it), take her hand, look her in the eyes and quote her some Shakespeare (Romeo and Juliet)
"O, she doth teach the torches to burn bright!
Her beauty hangs upon the cheek of night,
Like a rich jewel in an Ethiop's ear
Beauty too rich for use, for earth too dear." (with meaning)
Gifts are good too. (not a washing machine or iron)
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« Reply #7 on: March 18, 2011, 06:04:49 PM » |
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Why is it that the man must always be the gift giver & the woman the gift expecter on anniverseries & Valentines day???  It's YOUR anniversery too you know!!! What did she get YOU??? HMMMMMMM...... |
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« Reply #8 on: March 18, 2011, 06:10:12 PM » |
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I bet there is at least a card hidden, waiting to get one first.
That is what happens around here
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« Reply #9 on: March 18, 2011, 06:21:33 PM » |
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let her know how disappointed you are. her job is to drop hints until it gets through your thick skull! it's her own fault. ps: mine is 16 may could someone drop me a note and remind me 3-4 ahead?
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« Reply #11 on: March 18, 2011, 06:24:00 PM » |
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MacDragon
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« Reply #12 on: March 18, 2011, 07:06:58 PM » |
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Have someone call demanding ransom... Then miraculously escape the kidnappers...  |
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R J
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« Reply #13 on: March 18, 2011, 07:12:27 PM » |
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Michael, you might as well give your soul to God, cause your arse is her's..
After 10 years, you know she can be a bear, but once she gets over it, you will be in good graces as long as a new car is setting in the driveway......
Trust me........
That is your only way out.........
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« Reply #14 on: March 18, 2011, 07:14:08 PM » |
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Ummmm..."HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!!!" Hope you two have many more  !!! sorry dude...this one could take a while to blow over...probably NEVER good luck  |
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« Reply #15 on: March 18, 2011, 07:37:38 PM » |
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It was nice knowing you......
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« Reply #16 on: March 18, 2011, 07:51:30 PM » |
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laserpat
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« Reply #17 on: March 18, 2011, 07:54:46 PM » |
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Michael, Michael.... You suffer from crs too. I can't remember dates to save my life. Btw connie makes you look good  |
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« Reply #18 on: March 18, 2011, 09:18:32 PM » |
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Just make sure you put me in your will for your Durango. Thanks. |
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« Reply #19 on: March 18, 2011, 10:10:51 PM » |
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Hey Bro, I know Connie is a forgiving gal, but just in case you can head this way, I might have a spare bedroom I might rent out to you for a little yard work. Seriously Mike its a long way down the road from that first Daytona when she rode Bitch with ya, remind her that when she flew back home you chased her all the way on your Valk, abandoning me and your other brother Daryl broke down in St Augustine. Of course, you had already abandoned us, as soon as she arrived that was about the last we saw of you two. That should be worth something. Dayum 10 years, who woulda thunk it. Happy Anniversary you two,
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« Reply #20 on: March 18, 2011, 10:49:09 PM » |
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I am SO lucky...
I'm the one that always has to remind my spousal unit that it's our anniversary, she always forgets! (Even this past November, our 10th, totally slipped her mind.)
Oh yeah, she doesn't care for gold in general or jewelry much at all either, and has a faster motorcycle than me to boot! (At least for a little while longer, but that's another story)
Anyway... If ya' need a place to crash, we've got a spare couch, only cost ya' some cooking and light housework to pay for rent, can stay as long as ya' need...
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R J
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« Reply #21 on: March 19, 2011, 01:44:12 AM » |
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Hey Bro, I know Connie is a forgiving gal, but just in case you can head this way, I might have a spare bedroom I might rent out to you for a little yard work. Seriously Mike its a long way down the road from that first Daytona when she rode Bitch with ya, remind her that when she flew back home you chased her all the way on your Valk, abandoning me and your other brother Daryl broke down in St Augustine. Of course, you had already abandoned us, as soon as she arrived that was about the last we saw of you two. That should be worth something. Dayum 10 years, who woulda thunk it. Happy Anniversary you two,
Hey Tom, I remember that weekend in Daytona. My son & I staid at the same Motel. I was shocked to see Connie come out the Motel door about 6 or 7:00 AM. Spoke to her and I thought, that girl has been rung threw a knot hole a couple of times last night. Then she gave me a feeble excuse about having been up all night and had to fly home. Forgot what for now, but seems it was family. Next thing I knew, the 2 of them were a gettin hitched up......... |
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« Reply #22 on: March 19, 2011, 02:11:03 AM » |
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My wife wanted something really expensive for our anniversary. I loaded her up on the valk. Took her down to the Mobile station.....
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f6gal
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« Reply #23 on: March 19, 2011, 04:03:15 AM » |
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If you keep forgettin' 'em, it WON'T last.
Flowers and perfume will get you thru. Find a Walgreens fast!!
Uh no, that won't work. |
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f6gal
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« Reply #24 on: March 19, 2011, 04:03:59 AM » |
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Forget about the flowers and perfume. You better buy her a gun. LOL  That would work! |
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f6gal
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« Reply #25 on: March 19, 2011, 04:05:43 AM » |
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maybe fake your own death That would work... IF he can convince the life insurance company. |
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« Reply #26 on: March 19, 2011, 04:07:36 AM » |
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as long as a new car is setting in the driveway......
Yep, that'd work! |
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« Reply #27 on: March 19, 2011, 04:12:28 AM » |
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I might have a spare bedroom I might rent out to you for a little yard work. Yardwork? Psycho? He'd have to bring Julio with him (or Toby Julio Thibedeux)... right Pat? |
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« Reply #28 on: March 19, 2011, 04:15:11 AM » |
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Just make sure you put me in your will for your Durango. Thanks. Then you'll have to take his place steppin' and fetchin' too, ya know. |
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« Reply #29 on: March 19, 2011, 04:49:58 AM » |
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Hey Connie I will see what Julio is doing. Maybe I can bring some special anniversary GIZZARDS out with me. Would that help?
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« Reply #30 on: March 19, 2011, 05:02:50 AM » |
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CONGRATULATIONS to you both !!! I may not have any advise to save ur sorry arse but YOU just saved MINE as our 10th is later this week and I have a few days to "prepare" !  Whew !! Regardless, very happy for both of you and wish you MANY more to come. Perhaps an Aricept script for you to maybe give you a better chance to remember the next 50 or 60 ???  |
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« Reply #31 on: March 19, 2011, 05:17:15 AM » |
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Just get through it the best way that you can. Whatever you think that she would like the best will probably suffice this time around and if you stay together long enough, she will forget one also. (But don't make a big thing out of it.)...JTL  |
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« Reply #32 on: March 19, 2011, 05:31:47 AM » |
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Heyyy...there's an app for that and I'm almost sure it doesn't involve a cattle prod (tho your plastic may receive a jolt) |
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« Reply #33 on: March 19, 2011, 05:49:34 AM » |
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Why is it that the man must always be the gift giver & the woman the gift expecter on anniverseries & Valentines day??? It's YOUR anniversery too you know!!! What did she get YOU??? HMMMMMMM...... Because they have 100% control of the very one thing in the house that we men want!  |
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« Reply #34 on: March 19, 2011, 06:54:39 AM » |
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OK Michael...first...you can't fix it now...gifts and such will only seem like a bribe and make it worse. apologize take her to dinner and don't harp on your mistake....THEN in a week or two for no special reason...come home with flowers or some such...that's when you tell her you are sorry, when you don't have to you; it will mean a whole lot more to her; women appreciate you thinking about them when you are not obligated to...
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« Reply #35 on: March 19, 2011, 08:03:42 AM » |
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Buddy if I remember right last year you were sitting at our table having dinner with us when my wife said I think today is our anniversary. She didn't remember either. In fact I think we have been married 19 years and I have not remembered a single one. That aint right. I will try and do better from now on. Ours is coming up soon. It is sometime in May. I will check into it and see about doing something nice for her. I hope she doesn't have a heartastroke. When we were married the people in the office she worked in were taking bets on how long it would last. I think all but one couple from that group is now divorced. Congrats to the other most unlikely couple. We hope to see you soon. |
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« Reply #37 on: March 19, 2011, 10:44:57 AM » |
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« Reply #38 on: March 19, 2011, 10:49:53 AM » |
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and the dog house is on fire...... |
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« Reply #39 on: March 19, 2011, 12:43:38 PM » |
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Hey Tom, I remember that weekend in Daytona. My son & I staid at the same Motel.
I was shocked to see Connie come out the Motel door about 6 or 7:00 AM. Spoke to her and I thought, that girl has been rung threw a knot hole a couple of times last night. Then she gave me a feeble excuse about having been up all night and had to fly home. Forgot what for now, but seems it was family. Next thing I knew, the 2 of them were a gettin hitched up.........
Get yer mind out the gutter, old man... the only thing going on in that room was a whole lotta beggin'. |
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