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« on: March 22, 2011, 08:54:40 AM » |
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"Well you can call me T, or you can call me P, or you can call me T.P. but you doesn't hasta call me Toilet Paper"
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POPS 57
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« Reply #1 on: March 22, 2011, 09:08:34 AM » |
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I have seen the no firearms signs at the court house. But i have never seen no beer signs so he should be good to go. 
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And as i shifted into 5th I couldn't remember a thing she said.
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FLAVALK
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« Reply #2 on: March 22, 2011, 09:22:29 AM » |
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He would have made it to court on time if the beer store had just opened a little earlier 
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Live From Sunny Winter Springs Florida via Huntsville Alabama
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« Reply #3 on: March 22, 2011, 03:19:26 PM » |
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Where did that guy get $30,000.00 to bond out in the first place? 
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An oak tree is nothing but an acorn that stood it's ground!
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« Reply #4 on: March 22, 2011, 04:59:18 PM » |
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In Creech & Chang "Up in Smoke" the judge had "fn vodka" ... Soooo... Where's the problem. 
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"if I ride the morning winds to the farthest oceans, even there your hand will guide me." TLB-Ps.139:9-10
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Lyn-Del
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« Reply #5 on: March 22, 2011, 05:25:12 PM » |
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I recall a judge I was acquainted with telling us the story of a brilliant young man who appeared in his courtroom.
When told he'd been accused of drinking and driving he said, "No sir, I smoked a little pot, but I wasn't drinking."
'nuff said
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 If all printers were determined not to print anything till they were sure it would offend nobody, there would be very little printed. ― Benjamin Franklin
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The Landmass Between Mobile And New Orleans
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« Reply #6 on: March 22, 2011, 05:38:40 PM » |
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Reminds of when the knucklehead showed up at the Jackson County, MS jail to serve one of his weekends for DUI 2nd Offense. When he got out of the car dropping him off, he was drinking a beer and obviously intoxicated. I transported him to the Courthouse and charged him with Public Drunk then took him back to the jail. Sunday night, he asked me when he was going to be released. You should have seen the look on his face when I told him he could have bonded out when he sobered up. Didn't matter if he did, the Gautier City Judge had placed a hold on him for violating the terms of his sentence.
Marty
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People are more passionately opposed to wearing fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than bikers. 
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« Reply #7 on: March 22, 2011, 06:25:19 PM » |
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the blue collar comedy tour just got a ton of more material from this guy. that has to qualify for a 'glorious lack of sophistication'
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'in the tunnels uptown, the Rats own dream guns him down. the shots echo down them hallways in the night' - the Boss
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« Reply #8 on: March 23, 2011, 03:28:50 PM » |
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Hey the guy musta been thirsty and/or a Busch supporter. 
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