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Author Topic: WHAT THE HELL , DUMB$HIT!  (Read 1127 times)
T.P.
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« on: March 22, 2011, 08:54:40 AM »

http://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local/Man-Brings-Beer-to-DWI-Court-Appearance-118419829.html?dr
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« Reply #1 on: March 22, 2011, 09:08:34 AM »

I have seen the no firearms signs at the court house. But i have never seen no beer signs so he should be good to go.  cooldude
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FLAVALK
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« Reply #2 on: March 22, 2011, 09:22:29 AM »

He would have made it to court on time if the beer store had just opened a little earlier  tickedoff
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thumper
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« Reply #3 on: March 22, 2011, 03:19:26 PM »

Where did that guy get $30,000.00 to bond out in the first place? tickedoff
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« Reply #4 on: March 22, 2011, 04:59:18 PM »

In Creech & Chang "Up in Smoke" the judge had "fn vodka" ... Soooo... Where's the problem. Cheesy
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Lyn-Del
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« Reply #5 on: March 22, 2011, 05:25:12 PM »

I recall a judge I was acquainted with telling us the story of a brilliant young man who appeared in his courtroom.

When told he'd been accused of drinking and driving he said, "No sir, I smoked a little pot, but I wasn't drinking."

'nuff said
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« Reply #6 on: March 22, 2011, 05:38:40 PM »

Reminds of when the knucklehead showed up at the Jackson County, MS jail to serve one of his weekends for DUI 2nd Offense.  When he got out of the car dropping him off, he was drinking a beer and obviously intoxicated.  I transported him to the Courthouse and charged him with Public Drunk then took him back to the jail.  Sunday night, he asked me when he was going to be released.  You should have seen the look on his face when I told him he could have bonded out when he sobered up.  Didn't matter if he did, the Gautier City Judge had placed a hold on him for violating the terms of his sentence.  

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musclehead
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« Reply #7 on: March 22, 2011, 06:25:19 PM »

the blue collar comedy tour just got a ton of more material from this guy. that has to qualify for a 'glorious lack of sophistication'
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« Reply #8 on: March 23, 2011, 03:28:50 PM »

Hey the guy musta been thirsty and/or a Busch supporter.  2funny
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