Cause of Mad Cow Disease! :)

[John Schmidt]

My apologies....but I got a chuckle out of this. 
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You know there are so many TV channels, each starved of new programs.

In a rural program for farmers, a female TV reporter seeking the main cause of Mad Cow disease, arranged for an interview with a farmer who may have some theories on the matter...

The interview was as follows:

The lady reporter:  I am here to collect information on the possible sources of Mad Cow Disease.  Can you offer any reason for this disease?

The farmer stared at the reporter and said…
Do you know that a bull mounts a cow only once a year?

Reporter: (obviously embarrassed): Well, sir, that's a new piece of information but what's the relation between this phenomenon and Mad Cow disease?

Farmer: And, madam, do you know that we milk a cow twice a day?

Reporter: Sir, this is really valuable information, but what about getting to the point?

Farmer:  I am getting to the point, madam.  Just imagine, if I was playing with your boobs twice a day.... and only mounting you once a year, wouldn't you get mad?

THE TV INTERVIEW WAS NEVER AIRED...

[R J]

That's what happens when a city girl goes to the country to do country interviews.

They are in the dark and very gullible to what farmers will say.

Like sending a city girl after a left handed monkey wrench.   They will look all day.  A country girl will more than likely just knock ya on your arse for trying to pull her leg.

Another thing, if a country girl and a city girl are both standing on a street corner in Chicago  (Windy City) in a dress and wearing a hat.  If a wind should come along and blow their skirt up and their hat off, who is going to grab which.  Country girl will grab her hat, you can figure out what the city girl will grab.

RJ. get the hell off your box so we can get back to our regular programming.

Yes Sir Captain.

[John Schmidt]

Russ, that reminds me of the story of the elderly woman on a cruise standing at the rail in a strong breeze. She was holding on to her hat while the ocean breeze was blowing her skirt up. A steward approached her and remarked about how she was exposing herself and thought she might be better off holding her skirt down instead of holding on to her hat. The elderly woman told him "I'm 80 yrs. old, nobody gives a hoot about my nether regions, but I paid over $100 for this hat."

As for the country gals, I'll take them any time over a city gal.

[Oss]

and they make great secretaries

My current one is a country girl from Guyana

as for the mad cow.....


http://www.yuksrus.com/madcow.html


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