Sludge
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« on: March 28, 2011, 06:34:26 AM » |
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... so I thought I would pass it along. Enjoy!
Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.
The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize. 'Please allow me to help. I'm a Physical Therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me,' she told him.
'Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes,' the man replied. He was in obvious agony, laying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands there at his groin.
At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside. She ministered tender and artful massage for several long moments and asked, 'How does that feel'?
He replied: 'It feels great, but I still think my thumb's broken!'
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"We have two companies of Marines running rampant all over the northern half of this island, and three Army regiments pinned down in the southwestern corner, doing nothing. What the hell is going on?"
Gen. John W. Vessey, USA, Chairman of the the Joint Chiefs of Staff during the assault on Granada
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Rowdy
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« Reply #1 on: March 28, 2011, 06:47:48 AM » |
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#2944
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« Reply #2 on: March 28, 2011, 07:08:57 AM » |
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Just ride it!
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« Reply #3 on: March 28, 2011, 08:40:00 AM » |
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Today is the tommorow you worried about yesterday. If at first you don't succeed screw it-save it for nite check. 1964 1968 U S Navy. Two cruises off Nam.
VRCCDS0240 2012 GL1800 Gold Wing Motor Trike conversion
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Big Rig
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« Reply #4 on: March 28, 2011, 10:26:52 AM » |
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Now that's a BIRDIE.... What???  |
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HayHauler
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« Reply #5 on: March 28, 2011, 03:16:09 PM » |
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That's awesome!!! hahahahaha Hay  Jimmyt |
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the inspector
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« Reply #6 on: March 28, 2011, 04:38:16 PM » |
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it's always easy if someone else is doing it.....
"the inspector"
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Tropic traveler
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Livin' the Valk, er, F6B life in Central Florida.
Silver Springs, Florida
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« Reply #7 on: March 28, 2011, 06:12:05 PM » |
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HotRod
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« Reply #8 on: March 28, 2011, 06:14:09 PM » |
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Got a kick out of that! |
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