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BigAlOfMD
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« on: March 28, 2011, 09:29:57 PM »
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.

http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/h/henny_youngman_2.html
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BigAlOfMD
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« Reply #1 on: March 29, 2011, 04:54:47 AM »
Getting on a plane, I told the ticket lady, "Send one of my bags to New York, send one to Los Angeles, and send one to Miami." She said, "We can't do that!".    I told her,  "You did it last week!"
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old2soon
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« Reply #2 on: March 29, 2011, 09:14:35 AM »
That right there is why he is called the king of the one liners. 2funny RIDE SAFE.   2funny 2funny 2funny 2funny 2funny 2funny 2funny 2funny 2funny 2funny 2funny 2funny 2funny 2funny 2funny 2funny 2funny 2funny 2funny 2funny 2funny 2funny 2funny 2funny 2funny 2funny 2funny 2funny
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Today is the tommorow you worried about yesterday. If at first you don't succeed screw it-save it for nite check.  1964  1968 U S Navy. Two cruises off Nam.
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Varmintmist
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« Reply #3 on: March 29, 2011, 09:17:49 AM »
She's a big-hearted girl with hips to match.

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This one is going to get me in trouble

My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way. As is this, which isnt quite true. She treats me like a god, feeds me burnt offerings.
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