For some reason your post reminded me of the following joke:
The Lone Ranger and Tonto were out scouting bad guys (or something), when the Lone Ranger has to "tinkle". He goes behind a cactus, and while he's there, Tonto hears him yell "OOOWW!"
Tonto rushes over, and finds that his friend has been bitten by a rattlesnake, right on the end of his...uh... male member. "Oh, Kemosabe," Tonto says, "This is not good."
"I know, Tonto," the Lone Ranger says, "I need you to ride into town, and ask the doctor what to do to save my life!"
So Tonto jumps on Scout (his horse), and rides into town. He finds the doctor, and says, "Lone Ranger bit by rattlesnake. What can I do to save his life?"
The doctor says "well, first you have to suck out all of the poison."
So Tonto goes back to where the Lone Ranger is. When he arrives, the Lone Ranger asks, "what did the doctor say, Tonto?"
"Doctor say you gonna die, Kemosabe." [/b]
After all even FRIENDSHIP has its limits.
