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( FRANKLY, CONFUCIUS DIDN'T SAY THIS! )
Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.
Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly.
Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent.
Squirrel who runs up woman's' leg will not find nuts.
Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion.
Man who runs in front of car gets tired; man who runs behind car gets exhausted.
Man who eats many prunes get good run for money.
War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left.
Man who fights with wife all day gets no piece at night.
It takes many nails to build a crib, but one screw to fill it.
Man who drives like hell is bound to get there.
Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.
Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.
Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs
And finally
BUT CONFUCIUS DID SAY THIS.. .. .
"A lion will not cheat on his wife, but a Tiger Wood!"
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« Reply #1 on: May 24, 2011, 07:03:56 AM » |
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Naked man going through airport turnstile going to Bangkok.
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Never ask a geek 'Why?',just nod your head and slowly back away...  IBA# 22107 VRCC# 7976 VRCCDS# 226 1998 Valkyrie Standard 2008 Gold Wing Taxation is theft. μολὼν λαβέ |
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R J
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« Reply #2 on: May 24, 2011, 07:16:59 AM » |
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Lady who fly airplane upside down have crackie up.
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« Reply #4 on: May 24, 2011, 07:49:58 AM » |
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Baseball wrong...man with 4 balls, he cannot walk!  Womens panties not best thing on earth, but close to it.  |
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« Reply #5 on: May 24, 2011, 08:59:02 AM » |
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Man with hole in pocket, feel cocky all day.
badaboom.
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Aot of guys with burn marks,gnarly scars and funny twitches ask why I spend so much on safety gear
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60 miles West of Chicago!
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« Reply #6 on: May 24, 2011, 12:08:28 PM » |
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People that run in large circles will be known as Big Wheels.  |
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« Reply #7 on: May 24, 2011, 12:38:11 PM » |
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Wise man never play leapfrog with unicorn
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« Reply #8 on: May 24, 2011, 01:33:26 PM » |
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its easier to beg for forgiveness than to ask for permission,,,
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« Reply #9 on: May 24, 2011, 02:15:34 PM » |
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Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines....
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QOTFU
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« Reply #10 on: May 24, 2011, 02:34:26 PM » |
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QOTFU
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« Reply #11 on: May 24, 2011, 02:35:32 PM » |
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its easier to beg for forgiveness than to ask for permission,,,
A rule I live by...... |
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« Reply #12 on: May 24, 2011, 03:13:50 PM » |
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No such thing as rape-women run faster with skirt up than man with pants down. RIDE SAFE.
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Today is the tommorow you worried about yesterday. If at first you don't succeed screw it-save it for nite check. 1964 1968 U S Navy. Two cruises off Nam.
VRCCDS0240 2012 GL1800 Gold Wing Motor Trike conversion
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« Reply #13 on: May 24, 2011, 03:37:13 PM » |
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Yellow River, by I.P. Daily
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The key thing is to wake up breathing! All the rest can be fixed. (Except Stupid - You can't fix that)
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Proud to be a Vietnam Vet (US Air Force - SAC, 1967-1972)
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« Reply #14 on: May 24, 2011, 07:18:35 PM » |
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Yellow River, by I.P. Daily
Ya really want to go that old?? Rusty bed springs by I P Nightly. Antlers in the tree tops by Who goosed the moose. Ya i know-they were bad way back when. Couldn't help myself-got caught up in the moment. What can i say.  Nuff said. RIDE SAFE. |
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Today is the tommorow you worried about yesterday. If at first you don't succeed screw it-save it for nite check. 1964 1968 U S Navy. Two cruises off Nam.
VRCCDS0240 2012 GL1800 Gold Wing Motor Trike conversion
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MacDragon
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« Reply #15 on: May 25, 2011, 04:38:04 AM » |
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Man who go to bed with sex on mind... wake up with solution in hand. Man who go to bed with itchy arse... wake up with stinky finger. He who knows not, and knows not that he knows not, is a fool... shun him. He who knows not, and knows that he knows not, is a child... teach him. He who knows, and knows not that he knows, is asleep... wake him. He who knows, and knows that he knows, is wise... follow him.  |
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 Ride fast and take chances... uh, I mean... ride safe folks. Patriot Guard Riders |
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« Reply #16 on: May 25, 2011, 07:08:10 AM » |
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First thought aththe beginning of this thread was Burma Shave. Not that I am old or anything.
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"Nothing screams bad craftsmanship like wrinkles in your duct tape."
Gun controll is not about guns, its about CONTROLL.
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« Reply #17 on: May 25, 2011, 07:11:04 AM » |
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First thought aththe beginning of this thread was Burma Shave. Not that I am old or anything.
That would be another good thread, MB... not that I am old or anything. |
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R J
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« Reply #18 on: May 25, 2011, 07:13:22 AM » |
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First thought aththe beginning of this thread was Burma Shave. Not that I am old or anything.
Man has peach in arms Man drive too fast Turn corner - hit tree Fruit salad Burma Shave It was something along that line.......... |
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« Reply #19 on: May 25, 2011, 07:38:32 AM » |
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Man has peach in arms
Man drive too fast
Turn corner - hit tree
Fruit salad
Burma Shave
It was something along that line.......... Like this:A nut at the wheel A peach on his right A curve in the road Fruit salad that night Burma Shave Those Burma Shave signs always seemed to have clever rhymes. |
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« Reply #20 on: May 25, 2011, 09:20:04 AM » |
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Ok, since this thread (which is great, by the way) has already been officially hijacked, here is a compendium of Burma Shave slogans for all of you old farts: http://www.fiftiesweb.com/burma1.htmBTW, I remember seeing some of those during vacation drives in the far back of an un-airconditioned Ford station wagon. |
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« Reply #21 on: May 25, 2011, 04:46:57 PM » |
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I remember that too.  It was hard to read them lookin' out the back window though. Ok, since this thread (which is great, by the way) has already been officially hijacked, here is a compendium of Burma Shave slogans for all of you old farts: http://www.fiftiesweb.com/burma1.htmBTW, I remember seeing some of those during vacation drives in the far back of an un-airconditioned Ford station wagon. |
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The key thing is to wake up breathing! All the rest can be fixed. (Except Stupid - You can't fix that)
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Nothing beats a 6-pack!
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« Reply #22 on: May 26, 2011, 03:05:25 AM » |
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I remember that too. It was hard to read them lookin' out the back window though. Kinda looked like this??   |
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2000 HD Dyna Wide Glide FXDWGRoger Phillips Oxford, IN VRCC #31978 Yeah, what she said...
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« Reply #23 on: May 26, 2011, 03:27:00 AM » |
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"Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with stinky fingers".
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« Reply #24 on: May 26, 2011, 03:30:03 AM » |
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....and another certainly not from the Confucious journals....
"If you want to s_it with ease place your elbows on your knees,
fold your hands beneath your chin,
Cut a fart and then begin".
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1970 Suzuki TS50
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1970 Suzuki T500
1972 Honda CL350
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1977 Suzuki GS750
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« Reply #25 on: May 27, 2011, 10:09:25 PM » |
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man who $(rews cook in kitchen get a$$ in jam.
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Woops, I'm sorry.
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« Reply #26 on: May 28, 2011, 01:22:21 AM » |
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Man who forgets blanket on pinic have peace on earth.
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« Reply #27 on: May 28, 2011, 09:11:47 AM » |
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Some of his most eloquent work is seen in bathrooms and bars, i.e.: No matter how good she looks, Some other guy is sick and tired Of putting up with her sh*t. Men ' s Room Linda ' s Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill , NC  |
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