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Westernbiker
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« on: May 27, 2011, 08:32:16 AM »
"The death of Osama bin Laden last Sunday has apparently damaged our relationship with al Qaeda.

 

Al Qaeda has released a statement vowing to make  America pay for bin Laden's death. Which,

 

I'm pretty sure we did pay for his death. We paid for the whole thing and even took care of the

 

funeral arrangements. Maybe a thank you would be nice." –Jimmy Kimmel           
 

 

 

"Osama Bin Laden's supporters want to rename the Arabian Sea where his body was

 

dumped Martyr Sea . Really? Martyr Sea ? Hiding in your bedroom for six years? How

 

about Chicken of the Sea?" –Jay Leno

 

 

"Osama bin Laden is in the ocean. How ironic. Once again surrounded by seals." –Jay Leno

 

 

"Osama bin Laden had money and telephone numbers sewn into his clothes. Apparently

 

we got him just as he was on his way to summer camp." -Jay Leno

 

 

"How about those Navy Seals. We're getting our money's worth there. They broke into

 

Osama bin Laden's compound with 12-foot walls topped by barbed wire, and fired a

 

warning shot into his head." –David Letterman

 

 

 

"Apparently, members of Al Qaeda are online slamming the  U.S. I don't understand

 

why they're so upset. Everyone in Al Qaeda just got a promotion." –Craig Ferguson

 

 

 

"Bin Laden was buried at sea. Or as Dick Cheney calls it, 'the ultimate waterboarding.'" –Jay Leno

 

 

"Osama bin Laden was apparently shot twice in the face. It looks like Dick Cheney may

 

have been involved." –Jay Leno

 

 

 

"Bin Laden lived in this compound in  Pakistan with all of his wives for 6 years. So he did

 

suffer." –David Letterman
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Roy
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« Reply #1 on: May 28, 2011, 10:17:58 AM »
 cooldude

LOL
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Stormrider65
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« Reply #2 on: May 28, 2011, 12:30:52 PM »
FRIGGIN GREAT!!!!!!!!!!  My favorite was "surrounded by seals" LMAO 2funny 2funny

Walt
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Chrisj CMA
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« Reply #3 on: May 28, 2011, 02:32:05 PM »
Its not pretty but I guess to each his own
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Jess from VA
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« Reply #4 on: May 28, 2011, 06:36:31 PM »
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