Humor in Uniform 6/3/2011

[R J]

6/3/2011
Military cost-cutting has hit everything, including toilet paper.   Only the cheapest graces our latrines.  So when a couple of boxes filled with the good stuff---two-ply tissue!---fell in our laps, it was like manna from heaven.    But the next morning, our behinds were brought down to Earth.   It was all a mistake.    The boxes had been intended for the officer’s club.   “I should have known,” grumbled the supply sergeant.  “Our officers demand everything in duplicate!”
Gary Winter