Please no food or drink when ya open this.

[R J]

Witticisms
 
   

 
It 's not whether you win or lose, 
but how you place the blame. 


 
You are not drunk 
if you can lie on the floor
without holding on. 


 

We have enough youth.
How about a fountain of "smart"?

 
 

 


 
 The original point and click interface 
was a Smith & Wesson. 


 
A fool and his money 
can throw one heck of a party. 


 

 
Five days a week my body is a temple.
The other two it's an amusement park.


 
LEARN FROM YOUR PARENTS' MISTAKES
USE BIRTH CONTROL


 
 Money isn't everything,
but it sure keeps the kids in touch. 


 
 Don't Drink and Drive
You might hit a bump and spill something.


 
 If at first you don't succeed
skydiving is not for you.. 


 
Reality is only an illusion
that occurs due to a lack of alcohol. 


 
Time's fun when you're having flies.

......Kermit the Frog

 
We are born naked, wet and hungry.
Then things get worse. 


 
 Red meat is not bad for you 
Fuzzy green meat is bad for you.


 
Ninety-nine percent of all lawyers
give the rest a bad name.. 


 

 
Xerox and Wurlitzer will merge
to produce reproductive organs.


 
Alabama  state motto: 

At least we're not Mississippi 


 
  ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE IS NO
MATCH FOR NATURAL STUPIDITY.


 
The latest survey shows that
three out of four people make
up 75% of the population


 
You know why a banana is like a politician ?
When he first comes in he is green,
then he turns yellow and then he's rotten..

 
I think Congressmen should wear uniforms like NASCAR drivers so we could identify their corporate sponsors.

[Ramjet]

"I think Congressmen should wear uniforms like NASCAR drivers so we could identify their corporate sponsors."
 

[RoadKill]

We have enough youth.
How about a fountain of "smart"?

I'm stealing that one....Any one seen a fountain? I need a dip in that pool !

[musclehead]

We have enough youth.
How about a fountain of "smart"?

I'm stealing that one....Any one seen a fountain? I need a dip in that pool !

me too