A nice ride.....to the dentist.

[DarkMeister]

Love the reaction this bike gets.

Dentist's receptionist just got into bikes, took the course, wobbles around on a 650. Promised I'd show her the Valk, so I parked in the front.
I go in, wave her over - and get the usual reaction. Try to picture this:

Other ladies there, working; a few patients waiting. In a loud voice, she exclaims:

"OMG it's...beautiful! And so BIG!! Yours is the biggest one I've EVER seen!!!!"

OK, had to be there... but I enjoyed it.

[Paxton]

  To the dentist?

OK. But you'll never see a motorcycle parked outside a Psychiatrist's office. 

[donaldcc]

To the dentist?

OK. But you'll never see a motorcycle parked outside a Psychiatrist's office. 

The World’s Shortest Psychiatric Joke

A man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing only underwear made of Saran Wrap.

 
The psychiatrist says, “Well, I can clearly see your nuts.”

 

[DarkMeister]

I should fess up part B, the Grand Departure.

Strut out after the appointment, gear up...no start. I hope the ladies weren't watching at this point.
Several minutes before the starter switch scratched its nuts, yawned, said 'huh?' and decided to play nice.
I really have to replace the cursed thing, or try the servicing DIY. (yeah right...)