Steamer was filling out a job application. When he came to the question, "Have you ever been arrested?" he wrote, "No."
The next question, intended for people who had answered in the affirmative to the previous question, was "Why?"
The applicant answered it anyway: "Never got caught."
That's our Steamer...
Scooter, you needed to read further down on his application.
He came to sex and responded, once a month if I'm lucky.......
Then he came across the may we contact your previous employer.
He responded what for, I don't work there no more, if I was, I wouldn't be filling this thing out......
There was other little tid bits, but I can't remember all of his responses now.....