Thursday Chuckle

[ChromeDome]

A tough looking group of bikers were riding when they saw a girl about to jump off a bridge so they stopped.

 he leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, "What are you  doing?"

"I'm going to commit a suicide," she says.

While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an  opportunity, so he asked, "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a  kiss?"

So, she does and it was a long, deep lingering kiss.

After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had. That's a real talent you're wasting.  You could be famous.   Why are you committing suicide?"




"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl......"

[hubcapsc]

 

A variation:

A man was crossing a bridge, and he saw someone about to jump.

"Wait, don't do that, what would your parents think?" "I don't have any parents..."
"But... what would Jesus think?" "I'm an atheist..."
"But... But... what would Robert E. Lee think?" "... who?"
"Jump you dang Yankee!"

-Mike

[GiG]

Variation:

A variation:

A man was crossing a bridge, and he saw someone about to jump.

"Wait, don't do that, what would your parents think?" "I don't have any parents..."
"But... what would Jesus think?" "I'm an atheist..."
"But... But... what would Robert E. Lee think?"
"... who? Oh, him.. He wouldn't think anything - He's DEAD!"
"Dang Yankee killed him!"