Valkyrie Riders Cruiser Club
September 17, 2025, 06:33:36 AM *
Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
Ultimate Seats Link VRCC Store
Homepage : Photostash : JustPics : Shoptalk : Old Tech Archive : Classifieds : Contact Staff
News: If you're new to this message board, read THIS!
 
VRCC Calendar Ad
Pages: [1]   Go Down
Print
Author Topic: BMW commercial  (Read 1319 times)
Oss
Member
*****
Posts: 12683


The lower Hudson Valley

Ossining NY Chapter Rep VRCCDS0141


WWW
« on: June 27, 2011, 01:36:52 PM »

Its pre owned

does it matter?



 Shocked
Logged

If you don't know where your going any road will take you there
George Harrison

When you come to the fork in the road, take it
Yogi Berra   (Don't send it to me C.O.D.)
NITRO
Member
*****
Posts: 1002


Eau Claire, WI


« Reply #1 on: June 27, 2011, 02:06:51 PM »

 cooldude

Depends who was there first, Oss!
Logged

When in doubt, ride.
Grumpy
Member
*****
Posts: 3106


Tampa, Fl


« Reply #2 on: June 27, 2011, 02:16:32 PM »

Hmmmmmmmmm how about a test drive.  uglystupid2
Logged



Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you’re in it, but the longer you stay in, the more wrinkled you get.
John Schmidt
Member
*****
Posts: 15282


a/k/a Stuffy. '99 I/S Valk Roadsmith Trike

De Pere, WI (Green Bay)


« Reply #3 on: June 27, 2011, 03:00:57 PM »

It's been said that when you make love to a woman, essentially every one she's ever been with is in the same room. These days, I'm afraid that room would be rather crowded so...."yes, I do really care."  But that's just me, I'm not about to throw stones so to each his own.  Wink
Logged

Gear Jammer
Member
*****
Posts: 3074


Yeah,,,,,It's a HEMI

Magnolia, Texas


« Reply #4 on: June 27, 2011, 05:34:13 PM »

 Lips Sealed  Roll Eyes  Evil
Logged




"The problems we face today exist because the people who work for a living are outnumbered by those who vote for a living.
hotglue #43
Member
*****
Posts: 3151

Ya never know how many good Summers ya have left.


« Reply #5 on: June 27, 2011, 06:54:20 PM »

Hmmmmmm..... looks like it's time for you to find a used secretary!!!! Grin
Logged



 blue=3 times
 green=at least 4 times
When they are all 'green'.. I'll stop counting.
Oss
Member
*****
Posts: 12683


The lower Hudson Valley

Ossining NY Chapter Rep VRCCDS0141


WWW
« Reply #6 on: June 28, 2011, 03:58:35 AM »

I appreciate the fatherly advise John but its about buying a used car or in my case the used police bike  Wink

All of you with minds in the gutter, well done boys, well done

I must be a racist  my last few secretaries have all been brunettes.

Like this lass
Imagine Catherine Zeta Jones' face on the other side

« Last Edit: June 28, 2011, 04:02:30 AM by Oss » Logged

If you don't know where your going any road will take you there
George Harrison

When you come to the fork in the road, take it
Yogi Berra   (Don't send it to me C.O.D.)
GiG
Member
*****
Posts: 2883


"That's just like, your OPINION, Man!"

NEAR the "In 'n' Out Burger"


WWW
« Reply #7 on: June 28, 2011, 06:43:52 AM »

Quote
Imagine Catherine Zeta Jones' face on the other side
Every night, my good friend, every night!  cooldude
Logged

Nothing is Everything.


When you come to a fork in the road - TAKE IT!
(Then be sure to send it to OSS... C.O.D.)

This isn’t Rocket Surgery
Big Rig
Member
*****
Posts: 2507


Woolwich NJ


« Reply #8 on: June 28, 2011, 10:29:38 AM »

I appreciate the fatherly advise John but its about buying a used car or in my case the used police bike  Wink

All of you with minds in the gutter, well done boys, well done

I must be a racist  my last few secretaries have all been brunettes.

Like this lass
Imagine Catherine Zeta Jones' face on the other side




other side of her head...her head...just had a funny visual from the OP...ha ha ha...it is a win either way... Evil
Logged
G-Man
Member
*****
Posts: 7880


White Plains, NY


« Reply #9 on: June 28, 2011, 02:20:37 PM »

Its pre owned

does it matter?



 Shocked


I heard Newman broke up with HER!
Logged
John Schmidt
Member
*****
Posts: 15282


a/k/a Stuffy. '99 I/S Valk Roadsmith Trike

De Pere, WI (Green Bay)


« Reply #10 on: June 28, 2011, 02:38:15 PM »

I appreciate the fatherly advise John but its about buying a used car or in my case the used police bike  Wink
I know Oss, guess I take things a bit too serious at times. Fifty years ago I probably wouldn't have given it a second thought. The Cathy Zeta reference....now that will make your eyes snap and when you try to talk you get your tang all toungled up.  Evil

Logged

Gryphon Rider
Member
*****
Posts: 5232


2000 Tourer

Calgary, Alberta


« Reply #11 on: June 28, 2011, 04:57:08 PM »

That girl looks all of thirteen.  I don't want to be the first.  Or second.  Or whatever.
Logged
Jess from VA
Member
*****
Posts: 30692


No VA


« Reply #12 on: June 28, 2011, 05:06:11 PM »

Hey Oss, in some 30 years of shystering, it was my experience that the best legal secretaries looked a lot like someone's mom or grandmom.......... it took that long to be good.  So good they were worth their weight in gold, and much more valuable than a rookie shyster 1-2 years out of school.

I know this is inconsistent with the lets-look-for-secretaries theme, but ................. 

And most of those had put up with shysters so long, they were tough ladies.

Like this:
Logged
Big IV
Member
*****
Posts: 2845


Iron Station, NC 28080


« Reply #13 on: June 28, 2011, 06:12:01 PM »

That girl looks all of thirteen.  I don't want to be the first.  Or second.  Or whatever.

That was my first thought too. Of course I just watched the True Hollywood Story on the problematic teen actress Tracey Lords.
Logged

"Ride Free Citizen!"
VRCCDS0176
Oss
Member
*****
Posts: 12683


The lower Hudson Valley

Ossining NY Chapter Rep VRCCDS0141


WWW
« Reply #14 on: June 28, 2011, 06:37:49 PM »

FYI
This is a GREEK ad, meant to sell premium used BMW cars to MEN in GREECE, where the age of sexual consent is 15 years old.

 According to Interpol:  "Age of consent for sexual activity: The legal age of consent for sexual activity is fifteen (15) years."   If I thought my kids were doing that at 15 I would be in jail now for assault on the boyfriend.

What is the goal of advertising?  To get people to talk about your product and then to buy the product

Who do I think the market BMW is aiming for in Greece?  Men.  Of course I could be wrong and they are aiming for women who like women who own BMW's....or Greek Valkyrie owners  but that is a whole other post thread

Logged

If you don't know where your going any road will take you there
George Harrison

When you come to the fork in the road, take it
Yogi Berra   (Don't send it to me C.O.D.)
Pages: [1]   Go Up
Print
Jump to: