PRODUCT RECALL

[Kymbo]

Not a religous person myself but
Never heard it put quite like this before

RECALL NOTICE:
The Maker of all human beings (GOD) is recalling all units manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in the primary and central component of the heart.
This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units code named Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units. This defect has been technically termed "Sub-sequential Internal Non-Morality," or more commonly known as S.I.N., as it is primarily expressed.

Some of the symptoms include:
1. Loss of direction
2. Foul vocal emissions
3. Amnesia of origin
4. Lack of peace and joy
5. Selfish or violent behavior
6. Depression or confusion in the mental component
7. Fearfulness
8. Idolatry
9. Rebellion
The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect, is providing factory-authorized repair and service free of charge to correct this defect.
The Repair Technician, JESUS, has most generously offered to bear the entire burden of the staggering cost of these repairs. There is no additional fee required.
The number to call for repair in all areas is: P-R-A-Y-E-R..
Once connected, please upload your burden of SIN through theREPENTANCE procedure. Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician, Jesus, into the heart component.

No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, Jesus will replace it with:
1. Love
2. Joy
3. Peace
4. Patience
5. Kindness
6. Goodness
7. Faithfulness
8. Gentleness
9. Self control

Please see the operating manual, the B.I.B.L..E. (Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth) for further details on the use of these fixes.

WARNING: Continuing to operate the human being unit without correction voids any manufacturer warranties, exposing the unit to dangers and problems too numerous to list and will result in the human unit being permanently impounded.. For free emergency service, call onJesus.

DANGER: The human being units not responding to this recall action will have to be scrapped in the furnace. The SIN defect will not be permitted to enter Heaven so as to prevent contamination of that facility. Thank you for your attention!

- GOD

P.S. Please assist where possible by notifying others of this important recall notice, and you may contact the Father any time by 'Knee mail'

[bigvalkriefan]

 

[old2soon]

 

[The Anvil]

F**k that list!

[3fan4life]

F**k that list!

You're NOT CUTE and YOU AREN'T FUNNY  



But the original post is. 

[sugerbear]

sounds like "the anvil" needs an intervention.

unless..............he's trying to be funny, then he REALLY needs to use  or  or or
..........well you know

[SANDMAN5]

You're NOT CUTE and YOU AREN'T FUNNY  

Exactly. Overmedicated maybe. Perhaps even undermedicated.
I'm not "religious" either and I find it amusing.

[Spirited-6]

Anvil, did someone  "PISS" in your CHEERIOS this morning. Shame on you. 

[The Anvil]

I was kidding guy. Strategic use of irony. 

Just so everyone's aware; 90% of what I say is "in character". What that character is exactly I couldn't tell you. Now it doesn't mean that I don't believe what I'm saying but I'm more likely to use a    when I am really mad about something than I am a    when I'm joking.

[Dubsvalk]

Awesome post!  Amen, brother!
Dubs

[Bobbo]

I'm thinking a class action lawsuit against "God" is in order for knowingly producing and distributing a faulty product, even if they claim no liability.  Product manufacturers like this deserve to be run out of business for showing such disregard and contempt for quality.

Proof of this guilt is asserted and demonstrated by "God" sending a repair technician to attempt to correct these faults.  Instead of actually fixing these faulty units, the technician simply installed updated firmware which allowed these faulty units to continue malfunctioning, while fooling themselves into believing they were functioning properly.

     

[The Anvil]

Corporate greed at it's finest.

[Gryphon Rider]

Would we put diesel in a gasoline engine and expect it run as designed?  I don't think it's the manufacturer's fault!  Eventually, we'll be in a country where all the diesel dispensing pumps have been removed. 

[SANDMAN5]

I'm thinking a class action lawsuit against "God" is in order for knowingly producing and distributing a faulty product, even if they claim no liability.  Product manufacturers like this deserve to be run out of business for showing such disregard and contempt for quality.
Proof of this guilt is asserted and demonstrated by "God" sending a repair technician to attempt to correct these faults.  Instead of actually fixing these faulty units, the technician simply installed updated firmware which allowed these faulty units to continue malfunctioning, while fooling themselves into believing they were functioning properly.

Slightly humorous, but basically wrong from the beginning.

[sugerbear]

I was kidding guy. Strategic use of irony.  

Just so everyone's aware; 90% of what I say is "in character". What that character is exactly I couldn't tell you. Now doesn't mean that I don't believe what I'm saying but I'm more likely to use a    when I am really mad about something than I am a    when I'm joking.

why do you have to be "in character"? can't you just be yourself?
or are you multiple personalities?
if your trying to be funny.....................fail

[The Anvil]

why do you have to be "in character"? can't you just be yourself?
or are you multiple personalities?

Aw, you took it out but I was gonna say "nah, it's probably NOT just you". 

[bigguy]

I'm thinking a class action lawsuit against "God" is in order for knowingly producing and distributing a faulty product, even if they claim no liability.  Product manufacturers like this deserve to be run out of business for showing such disregard and contempt for quality.

Proof of this guilt is asserted and demonstrated by "God" sending a repair technician to attempt to correct these faults.  Instead of actually fixing these faulty units, the technician simply installed updated firmware which allowed these faulty units to continue malfunctioning, while fooling themselves into believing they were functioning properly.

     

That would be the Main Evaluator Service Specialist In Active Habitat. (MESSIAH)
You're definitely going to need to get a change of venue. Finding counsel qualified to operate in defendants jurisdiction is likley to prove problematic.

[thumper]

I was kidding guy. Strategic use of irony. 

Just so everyone's aware; 90% of what I say is "in character". What that character is exactly I couldn't tell you. Now it doesn't mean that I don't believe what I'm saying but I'm more likely to use a    when I am really mad about something than I am a    when I'm joking.

Willow....you bar Big Al and you let this guy roll?   

[BF]

Big Al got barred?   

[The Anvil]

I was kidding guy. Strategic use of irony. 

Just so everyone's aware; 90% of what I say is "in character". What that character is exactly I couldn't tell you. Now it doesn't mean that I don't believe what I'm saying but I'm more likely to use a    when I am really mad about something than I am a    when I'm joking.

Willow....you bar Big Al and you let this guy roll?   

Like I'm Hitler with a keyboard. 

[Smokinjoe-VRCCDS#0005]

I was kidding guy. Strategic use of irony.  

Just so everyone's aware; 90% of what I say is "in character". What that character is exactly I couldn't tell you. Now it doesn't mean that I don't believe what I'm saying but I'm more likely to use a    when I am really mad about something than I am a    when I'm joking.

Willow....you bar Big Al and you let this guy roll?  

I could'nt agree more Paul if it was'nt obvious to the VRCC community before now that sure show's his ignorance.

[The Anvil]

When did Big Al get banhammered?

[RoadKill]

We still have Strong Eagle for entertainment, there are lot's of pets here. 

[BigAl]

No worries mate.

Big AL just took a break.

I needed a sit down from Willow.

As for a few times I was time traveling and generally being a pest.

But Anvil is getting away with stuff that is a little over the top.

But I like the guy.

Maybe Willow does too.

Al

[thumper]

I've read his posts....

Dude needs a check up from the neck up!

[RoadKill]

I've read his posts....

Dude needs a check up from the neck up!

Who doesnt ?  Define NORMAL.... ???

[sailed2japan]

I'm thinking a class action lawsuit against "God" is in order for knowingly producing and distributing a faulty product, even if they claim no liability.  Product manufacturers like this deserve to be run out of business for showing such disregard and contempt for quality.
Proof of this guilt is asserted and demonstrated by "God" sending a repair technician to attempt to correct these faults.  Instead of actually fixing these faulty units, the technician simply installed updated firmware which allowed these faulty units to continue malfunctioning, while fooling themselves into believing they were functioning properly.

Slightly humorous, but basically wrong from the beginning.

Wrong, but unfortunately correct in multiple models of the product.

[ValkFlyer]

Calm down my brothers and sisters  .  Remember....these are malfunctioning units  , only the manufacture  has control over the repair dates.