PLEASE do NOT read this.......

[Stanley Steamer]

joke.......


Father O'Malley rose from his bed. It was a fine spring day in his new
Washington DC parish. He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a
deep breath of air and to see the beautiful day outside. He then
noticed there was a jackass lying dead in the middle of his front lawn.

He promptly called the US House of Representatives for assistance.

The conversation went like this: "Good morning. This is speaker Pelosi.
How might I help you?"

"And the best of the day to yerself. This is Father O'Malley at St.
Brigid's. There's a jackass lying dead in me front lawn. Would ye be
so kind as to send a couple o' yer lads to take care of the matter?"

Speaker Pelosi, considering herself to be quite a wit, replied with a
smirk, "Well now father, it was always my impression that you people
took care of last rites!" There was dead silence on the line for a
long moment.

Father O'Malley then replied: "Aye, that's certainly true, but we are
also obliged to first notify the next of kin."

[MacDragon]

A good one for sure.  Relatives should always be the first to know.   

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