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R J
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« on: July 09, 2011, 07:00:42 AM »
      How dry is it in Texas???


      In Longview they killed a mosquito that was carrying a canteen.

      A man in Dime Box said the chicken farmers were giving the chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs.

      At Lake Palestine they caught a 20 lb. catfish that had ticks on it!   
     
      This week in Bryan a fire hydrant was seen chasing a dog.

      It's so dry that the Baptists are starting to baptize by sprinkling, the Methodists are using wet-wipes, the Presbyterians are giving out rain-checks, and the Catholics are praying for the wine to turn back into water.
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« Reply #1 on: July 09, 2011, 07:38:12 AM »
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Yeah,,,,,It's a HEMI

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« Reply #2 on: July 09, 2011, 08:19:23 AM »
don't forget HOT  Evil   2funny
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« Reply #3 on: July 09, 2011, 08:22:54 AM »
The Texan's prayer for rain...

Dear lord, please let it rain..... Not so much for me, I've seen it... But my 8 year old son hasn't...
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« Reply #4 on: July 09, 2011, 09:42:21 AM »
Heard that cows were producing powdered milk
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« Reply #5 on: July 09, 2011, 01:55:18 PM »
Last week, my mom passed out when a rain drop hit her in the forehead.  I had to throw a little dust in her face to bring her around.
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