Oss
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« on: July 10, 2011, 06:01:13 AM » |
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So I wondered what would happen in a few weeks if KW, Anvil, Bobbo, Roadkill and Stretch
and SE happened to meet at lunch table outside the vendor area at Inzane
I mean they just happen to sit down without knowing each other
Hey would you mind passing the ketchup
Sure
Did you know that ketchup was invented by an engineer named Heinz
What are you talking about it was invented in Singapore in 1244 by a monk. Millions of peaceful buddists use it in ceremonies
The trouble with america is these damn foreigners
Democrats love trouble
Republicans are racists
I love Moslems whats wrong with Moslems? They are peaceful and never kill hardly at all
I dont give a rats ass if you fart in your ketchup just shut up and let me enjoy my hamburger so I can go ride the Valkyrie
Oh those Valks always break down I want a harley
Yeah well I have now owned a Valkyrie for 10 days and I say purple and white ones never break
I' ll show you some pictures I took to prove it
What color air are you breathing?
You're a poopy head
You're an imbecile
Real men dont say poopyhead
Jesus loves all of you but you are all going to hell anyway because you are a cult
Uh ohm here comes Willow, shut up or we dont get any pie later
yeah he's right
I dont eat pie only cult members eat pie
(noise of someone passing gas)
Does anyone smell something
You mean like a rose bush gently wafting in the summer breeze?
Nope thats not it
I am out of here try to keep up I am going riding
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Well it was just a thought I had while jogging this morning, Sorry I couldnt remember all of it///endorphins
Ride safe everyone
This would make a great skit for the saturday dinner IMHO
even better than elfing ourselves during the winter
Oz if it happens please put it up with the other inzane movies
Gonna miss ya'll this year
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« Reply #2 on: July 10, 2011, 06:26:09 AM » |
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« Reply #3 on: July 10, 2011, 06:35:24 AM » |
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« Reply #4 on: July 10, 2011, 06:38:16 AM » |
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Oss... you crack me up! I attribute this line to Roadkill: try to keep up I am going riding
-Mike
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« Reply #6 on: July 10, 2011, 06:42:33 AM » |
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« Reply #7 on: July 10, 2011, 06:46:03 AM » |
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that's priceless.....thanks Oss
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« Reply #8 on: July 10, 2011, 06:55:40 AM » |
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What is "jogging"?
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« Reply #9 on: July 10, 2011, 07:02:04 AM » |
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Thanks OSS. I'd be the first to buy any of my VRCC brothers/sisters the first beer.  Especially you Sir OSS. Hay  Jimmyt |
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« Reply #10 on: July 10, 2011, 07:06:59 AM » |
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That's right... don't fart in my ketchup... the bubbles put me off.
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« Reply #11 on: July 10, 2011, 08:03:10 AM » |
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« Reply #12 on: July 10, 2011, 08:27:12 AM » |
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Oss
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« Reply #14 on: July 10, 2011, 01:18:32 PM » |
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Well if I said who I thunk said each line it wouldnta been as much fun now would it only 206 hits...secretary audition threads get 500 in a few hours.. the thread suffered from lack of secretary material but then it wasnt all about me but Mike, you are correct, SE I never thought about bubbles (only an engineer would factor in bubbles, surprised Bobbo didnt beat ya to it, and if you are in the southern hemisphere do the bubbles still rise or do they sink  Hay I look forward to that beer if I can get to GOTF next year if anyone wants to add let me know and i will see what i can come up with Had a great ride today on the Valkyrie, goin back out to the pool with my scotch and its just 3 hours until strawberry pie for Oss Its good to be Oss today Hope its all good wherever you are too |
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« Reply #15 on: July 10, 2011, 01:40:33 PM » |
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« Reply #16 on: July 10, 2011, 03:54:36 PM » |
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« Reply #17 on: July 10, 2011, 04:54:19 PM » |
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Thanks, Evan, I needed that!
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« Reply #18 on: July 10, 2011, 05:01:20 PM » |
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Oss... you crack me up! I attribute this line to Roadkill: try to keep up I am going riding
-Mike
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« Reply #19 on: July 10, 2011, 05:43:38 PM » |
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« Reply #20 on: July 10, 2011, 06:07:11 PM » |
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I'm glad I wasn't drinking anything  ah I can see it now a Willow production of 'Valkyries in springtime' a little off broadway, but it sounds WAY off to begin with |
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« Reply #21 on: July 11, 2011, 07:34:21 AM » |
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« Reply #22 on: July 11, 2011, 08:01:00 AM » |
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« Reply #23 on: July 11, 2011, 08:14:49 AM » |
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Anybody who would put ketchup on an all american hamburger should be shot. LOL
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« Reply #24 on: July 11, 2011, 08:38:34 AM » |
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Better to put ketchup on a burger than on a hot dog!  This comes from a lifetime of culinary education and German heritage. Hotdogs that require condiments should never be ruined by the addition of a processed tomato product. And a good sausage will cause you to pass gas. |
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« Reply #25 on: July 11, 2011, 11:07:31 AM » |
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Better to put ketchup on a burger than on a hot dog! This comes from a lifetime of culinary education and German heritage. Hotdogs that require condiments should never be ruined by the addition of a processed tomato product. And a good sausage will cause you to pass gas. Just can't be the things I learn here!  |
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« Reply #27 on: July 15, 2011, 06:31:25 PM » |
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Just a few problems my friend;
First of all, Pearl Silver and Black are the best, most reliable Valkyries ever made. Period. I’ve stayed out of that argument until now, but its time it was said!
Secondly, I think it’s spelled ‘poopie’ and not ‘poopy’ but I’ll have to check my racist, right-wing, foreigner & Obama hating, gun loving, homophobic, George Bush loving, Republican “I’m always right” manual to be certain. . . . I think there’s an entire chapter devoted to the proper usage of the various forms of the word ‘poop’ when applying it to liberals.
FULL DISCLOSER: I would most likely be the one farting. There, I admitted it. It’s a medical thing (he says as his wife scoffs & laughs in the background!) Fortunately, they smell like a rose bush gently wafting in the summer breeze. So, it’s all good.
Enough said.
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« Reply #28 on: July 15, 2011, 06:36:56 PM » |
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Just a few problems my friend;
First of all, Pearl Silver and Black are the best, most reliable Valkyries ever made. Period. I’ve stayed out of that argument until now, but its time it was said!
Secondly, I think it’s spelled ‘poopie’ and not ‘poopy’ but I’ll have to check my racist, right-wing, foreigner & Obama hating, gun loving, homophobic, George Bush loving, Republican “I’m always right” manual to be certain. . . . I think there’s an entire chapter devoted to the proper usage of the various forms of the word ‘poop’ when applying it to liberals.
FULL DISCLOSER: I would most likely be the one farting. There, I admitted it. It’s a medical thing (he says as his wife scoffs & laughs in the background!) Fortunately, they smell like a rose bush gently wafting in the summer breeze. So, it’s all good.
Enough said. Dude !!! ? That was you???? Some one dial 911,something is dead under this table !  and why is KW still smiling ? |
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« Reply #29 on: July 15, 2011, 08:28:45 PM » |
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KW is a BIG dude....something like 6'9" or 10", so when that size lets a fart it would hardly be like "a rose bush gently wafting in the summer breeze." I'm guessing more like "an oak tree bending in the throes of an F-4 tornado." Sorry Jerry, couldn't resist. |
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« Reply #30 on: July 15, 2011, 08:36:23 PM » |
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Oss, that was great!!!!! Walt |
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« Reply #31 on: July 16, 2011, 04:08:50 AM » |
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they smell like a rose bush gently wafting in the summer breeze. So, it’s all good. What kind of rose? Would it be a rinoce-rose? |
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« Reply #32 on: July 16, 2011, 06:38:14 AM » |
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Better to put ketchup on a burger than on a hot dog! This comes from a lifetime of culinary education and German heritage. Hotdogs that require condiments should never be ruined by the addition of a processed tomato product. And a good sausage will cause you to pass gas. Hummm! Seems I remember them folks covering their wieners with rotten cabbage.  I'll take ketchup thank you very much.  |
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« Reply #33 on: July 16, 2011, 09:42:04 AM » |
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That meeting could cause the terminal vortex.
This isnt scheduled for 2012,,,,,,,,,is it?
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« Reply #35 on: July 16, 2011, 03:40:27 PM » |
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silver and black are the worst, first break down on a valk. I had was on a silver and black, bad u-joint, only had 44,000 miles so it can happen to all.
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« Reply #36 on: July 16, 2011, 05:59:04 PM » |
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wlgrice; WOW. . . weird! My first (and really only) "problem" with mine was a broken 'U" and it had 44,000 miles, same as yours!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #38 on: July 16, 2011, 09:15:49 PM » |
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Fantastic! Thank you Oss, I always look for your posts.
Mark
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