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« Reply #1 on: July 11, 2011, 11:45:10 AM » |
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only problem with that plan is I'm sans ordinance  I'm not. And you'd need it.  |
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Boxer rebellion, the Holy Child. They all pay their rent.
But none together can testify to the rhythm of a road well bent.
Saddles and zip codes, passports and gates, the Jones' keep.
In August the water is trickling, in April it's furious deep.
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« Reply #2 on: July 11, 2011, 11:48:58 AM » |
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He probably still reading the instructions on which end makes the smoke....hurry on over !  |
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« Reply #3 on: July 11, 2011, 11:50:39 AM » |
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Musclehead, no poblem, use his, just sneak up on him while he's responding to someone post....... |
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« Reply #4 on: July 11, 2011, 11:54:12 AM » |
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Musclehead, no poblem, use his, just sneak up on him while he's responding to someone post....... Hmm, hadn't thought of that. ??? |
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Boxer rebellion, the Holy Child. They all pay their rent.
But none together can testify to the rhythm of a road well bent.
Saddles and zip codes, passports and gates, the Jones' keep.
In August the water is trickling, in April it's furious deep.
1997 Valk Standard, Red and White.
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« Reply #5 on: July 11, 2011, 11:54:29 AM » |
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only problem with that plan is I'm sans ordinance I'm not. And you'd need it. I wouldn't bring a cold steel voyager to a gun fight  that'd be silly |
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'in the tunnels uptown, the Rats own dream guns him down. the shots echo down them hallways in the night' - the Boss
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« Reply #6 on: July 11, 2011, 11:55:47 AM » |
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Musclehead, no poblem, use his, just sneak up on him while he's responding to someone post....... me? sneak? are you familiar with the concept of a bull in a china shop?  |
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« Reply #7 on: July 11, 2011, 11:56:37 AM » |
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Just ring the door bell and say 'Candy-gram for Mongo'... |
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« Reply #8 on: July 11, 2011, 12:00:35 PM » |
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« Reply #9 on: July 11, 2011, 12:02:07 PM » |
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Just ring the door bell and say 'Candy-gram for Mongo'... That would give it away. I don't have a sweet tooth. Pallet of Cheese Doodles OTOH? I'm listening... |
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Boxer rebellion, the Holy Child. They all pay their rent.
But none together can testify to the rhythm of a road well bent.
Saddles and zip codes, passports and gates, the Jones' keep.
In August the water is trickling, in April it's furious deep.
1997 Valk Standard, Red and White.
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« Reply #10 on: July 11, 2011, 12:17:28 PM » |
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Great quote RK! Funniest movie EVER! Now if you can work in a quote from Monty Python and the Holy Grail, I'll really be impressed!!
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« Reply #11 on: July 11, 2011, 12:27:46 PM » |
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Great quote RK! Funniest movie EVER! Now if you can work in a quote from Monty Python and the Holy Grail, I'll really be impressed!!
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« Reply #12 on: July 11, 2011, 12:39:00 PM » |
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Great quote RK! Funniest movie EVER! Now if you can work in a quote from Monty Python and the Holy Grail, I'll really be impressed!!
I FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION!! "it's only a flesh wound" after Anvil shoots my right arm off |
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« Reply #13 on: July 11, 2011, 12:48:43 PM » |
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Great quote RK! Funniest movie EVER! Now if you can work in a quote from Monty Python and the Holy Grail, I'll really be impressed!!
I FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION!! "it's only a flesh wound" after Anvil shoots my right arm off all right...we'll call it a draw ! |
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« Reply #14 on: July 11, 2011, 01:39:08 PM » |
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" Im not dead yet"
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If you don't know where your going any road will take you there
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« Reply #15 on: July 11, 2011, 01:43:09 PM » |
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You know Godwin's law? There's got to be some kind of similar law which states that any conversation between a group of nerds will devolve in Monty Python quotes within XX amount of exchanges.
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« Last Edit: July 11, 2011, 01:47:31 PM by The Anvil »
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Boxer rebellion, the Holy Child. They all pay their rent.
But none together can testify to the rhythm of a road well bent.
Saddles and zip codes, passports and gates, the Jones' keep.
In August the water is trickling, in April it's furious deep.
1997 Valk Standard, Red and White.
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« Reply #16 on: July 11, 2011, 01:44:21 PM » |
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now go away or I shall taunt you once more ,sons of a silly person !
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« Reply #17 on: July 11, 2011, 01:45:22 PM » |
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Just ring the door bell and say 'Candy-gram for Mongo'... That would give it away. I don't have a sweet tooth. Pallet of Cheese Doodles OTOH? I'm listening... I dunno, Doc... no idea why it's orange. No, nothing, really. All I do at night is sit on my couch, eat Cheese Doodles and watch some porn. (Punchline of an old joke) |
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« Reply #18 on: July 11, 2011, 01:47:11 PM » |
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Just ring the door bell and say 'Candy-gram for Mongo'... That would give it away. I don't have a sweet tooth. Pallet of Cheese Doodles OTOH? I'm listening... I dunno, Doc... no idea why it's orange. No, nothing, really. All I do at night is sit on my couch, eat Cheese Doodles and watch some porn. (Punchline of an old joke) That would not happen if you were ATGATT ! |
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« Reply #19 on: July 11, 2011, 01:48:17 PM » |
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Orange shocker.
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Boxer rebellion, the Holy Child. They all pay their rent.
But none together can testify to the rhythm of a road well bent.
Saddles and zip codes, passports and gates, the Jones' keep.
In August the water is trickling, in April it's furious deep.
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« Reply #20 on: July 11, 2011, 02:12:17 PM » |
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" Im not dead yet"
From Glen Campbell to John Wayne in the original "true grit" movie. Hoser |
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« Reply #21 on: July 11, 2011, 03:20:48 PM » |
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also from Monty Python and the holy Grail the scene is the middle ages and the cart is wheeling thru town BRING ME YOUR DEAD a body is dropped into the 2 wheel cart The body says Im not dead yet The man pushing the cart kills him
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« Reply #22 on: July 11, 2011, 03:27:20 PM » |
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No one will sneak up on me while posting.
Two Shnauzers, and a 9mm in a place I can reach while typing.
I would not want you sneak up on Anvil.
Maybe at fifty paces at high noon would be better.
I am afraid he would not be there though.
Bullies don't like a fair fight.
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« Reply #23 on: July 11, 2011, 03:30:40 PM » |
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No one will sneak up on me while posting.
Two Shnauzers, and a 9mm in a place I can reach while typing.
I would not want you sneak up on Anvil.
Maybe at fifty paces at high noon would be better.
I am afraid he would not be there though.
Bullies don't like a fair fight.
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« Reply #24 on: July 11, 2011, 03:42:40 PM » |
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I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries
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« Reply #25 on: July 11, 2011, 03:50:13 PM » |
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I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries
I unplug my nose in your general direction,son of a window dresser ! I wave my private parts at your auntie you cheese licking, second hand, electric donkey, bottom biter ! |
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« Reply #26 on: July 11, 2011, 04:01:03 PM » |
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You know Godwin's law? There's got to be some kind of similar law which states that any conversation between a group of nerds will devolve in Monty Python quotes within XX amount of exchanges.
nerdy I am how long 'til speak like Yoda you will? |
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« Reply #27 on: July 11, 2011, 04:01:48 PM » |
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Shakespeare Insult Generator.Trying to bring a little class to this thread. Thou fawning open-arsed writhled shrimp! 
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« Reply #28 on: July 11, 2011, 04:02:40 PM » |
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Jim: Uh-oh, Bart. I think Mongo here's taken a liking to you.
Mongo: Huh-huh, naw, Mongo straight.
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« Reply #29 on: July 11, 2011, 04:04:57 PM » |
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Bullies don't like a fair fight. Bully? Moi??? ??? |
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Boxer rebellion, the Holy Child. They all pay their rent.
But none together can testify to the rhythm of a road well bent.
Saddles and zip codes, passports and gates, the Jones' keep.
In August the water is trickling, in April it's furious deep.
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« Reply #30 on: July 11, 2011, 04:06:56 PM » |
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'No, thank you. Fifteen is my limit on schnitzengruben." |
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« Reply #31 on: July 11, 2011, 04:17:19 PM » |
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Dark side? More like the DORK side.  |
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Boxer rebellion, the Holy Child. They all pay their rent.
But none together can testify to the rhythm of a road well bent.
Saddles and zip codes, passports and gates, the Jones' keep.
In August the water is trickling, in April it's furious deep.
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« Reply #32 on: July 11, 2011, 04:18:06 PM » |
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Reverend Johnson: Order, order. Goddamnit, I said "order".
Howard Johnson: Y'know, Nietzsche says: "Out of chaos comes order."
Olson Johnson: Oh, blow it out your ass, Howard.
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« Reply #33 on: July 11, 2011, 04:23:08 PM » |
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Dark side? More like the DORK side. Hey! now you have gone to far. I love my car tire! |
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« Reply #34 on: July 11, 2011, 06:02:32 PM » |
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I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries
I unplug my nose in your general direction,son of a window dresser ! I wave my private parts at your auntie you cheese licking, second hand, electric donkey, bottom biter ! the ability to go on a rip like that and not repeat yourself is a lost art form. it is said that general George Custer could cuss you out for 5 minutes straight and never repeat. one of those lesser known factoids about custer. |
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« Reply #35 on: July 11, 2011, 06:25:03 PM » |
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i hate to say it but i live in the same state as the {Edit: text removed.}, but if you want to come share some new hampshire back roads there musclehead, give me a shout
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« Reply #36 on: July 11, 2011, 09:17:40 PM » |
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the ability to go on a rip like that and not repeat yourself is a lost art form.
it is said that general George Custer could cuss you out for 5 minutes straight and never repeat.
one of those lesser known factoids about custer.
Custer was a blathering fool, arrogant as hell, and died because of it.... one of those better known factoids about custer. |
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« Reply #37 on: July 12, 2011, 06:35:11 AM » |
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the ability to go on a rip like that and not repeat yourself is a lost art form.
it is said that general George Custer could cuss you out for 5 minutes straight and never repeat.
one of those lesser known factoids about custer.
Custer was a blathering fool, arrogant as hell, and died because of it.... one of those better known factoids about custer. agreed, he probably believed his own press because he was one of the youngest generals EVER. he used to lead charges in the civil war. I guess he thought he'd never die he reminds me of the character Robert Duvall played in 'Apocolypse now' "Charlie don't surf!" |
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« Reply #38 on: July 12, 2011, 06:40:41 AM » |
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i hate to say it but i live in the same state as the {Edit: text removed.}, but if you want to come share some new hampshire back roads there musclehead, give me a shout
Oooh, now I'm curious to know what was said about me! |
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Boxer rebellion, the Holy Child. They all pay their rent.
But none together can testify to the rhythm of a road well bent.
Saddles and zip codes, passports and gates, the Jones' keep.
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« Reply #39 on: July 12, 2011, 06:49:58 AM » |
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i hate to say it but i live in the same state as the {Edit: text removed.}, but if you want to come share some new hampshire back roads there musclehead, give me a shout
Oooh, now I'm curious to know what was said about me! I bet it was something like 'really nice but misguided' |
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