Sometimes the words just come out wrong . . .

[Skinhead]

This guy is sitting at  home alone when he hears a knock on the front
door. There are two  sheriff's deputies there. He asks if there is  a
problem.
 
One of the deputies asks if he is  married, and if so, can he see a
picture of his  wife.
 
The guy says "sure" and shows him a picture of his  wife.
 
The sheriff says, "I'm sorry sir, but it looks like  your wife's been
hit by a truck."
 
The guy says, " I  know, but she has a great personality and is an
excellent cook.  "

[The Anvil]

 


I'm also quite relieved that you didn't try say you love me in a song.

[scoot]