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Roy
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« on: July 14, 2011, 11:23:25 AM »




This morning I went to sign my dogs up for welfare. At first the lady said,
 
"Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare." So I explained to her that my dogs

are mixed in color, unemployed, lazy, can't speak English and have no frigging

clue who their Daddy's are. They expect me to feed them, provide them with

housing and medical care. So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes

to qualify.

My dogs get their first checks on Friday.
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G-Man
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« Reply #1 on: July 14, 2011, 11:28:53 AM »
Wish I had a tomato or head of lettuce to throw.   uglystupid2
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Roy
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« Reply #2 on: July 14, 2011, 12:00:20 PM »
Couldn't find a good pic of a Dalmation.
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"When the sun's comin' up,
I got cakes on the griddle.
Life ain't nothin' but a funny funny riddle,
Thank God I'm a Country Boy!"
Spirited-6
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« Reply #3 on: July 14, 2011, 01:35:28 PM »
I think the short one hit me up for hand-out yesterday.  tickedoff
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Lyn-Del
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« Reply #4 on: July 14, 2011, 05:01:15 PM »
Quote from: Roy on July 14, 2011, 12:00:20 PM
Couldn't find a good pic of a Dalmation.



Here you go ..........  my boy, Ouach-Teh.
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