The latest re. Hugh Hefner.....

[John Schmidt]

I read that his 25 yr. old honey told him she didn't love him for his money, she loved him for his articles. Don't you hate it when someone steals the same line you've been feeding your wife for all these years; "honey, I don't buy it for the pictures, I get it for the articles?" Can you imagine any kind of relationship with someone 60 yrs. younger than you are, what would you talk about...her training bra? What would you have in common, other than reading her a Dr. Zuess bedtime story. I have grandkids older than that. For that matter, I have grandkids older than Hef's girlfriend.   


Also read that a psychiatrist told his patient that he was finally cured. Seems it really PO'd the patient, who claimed "up until now I was Julius Caesar, now I'm nobody." 


Hey, I can't go to InZane so I have to amuse myself somehow!!

[Serk]

Some people say he was robbing the cradle...

...looks more like she was robbing the grave!

[The Anvil]

I read that his 25 yr. old honey told him she didn't love him for his money,

Which is when you say; "good, now sign this iron-clad pre-nup".

[bigguy]

Some people say he was robbing the cradle...

...looks more like she was robbing the grave!

[czuch]

Now its kinda creepy in a molester kinda way.
Wadda way to go though.

[donaldcc]

 
Heard part of an interview with her on Howard Stern satellite.  interesting.  For 2 1/2 years she got an allowance of $2000 per week.  her prenup gave her $800,000 to marry and $500,000 for each year they were married (and she backed out).

Had curfew of 6 pm on weekdays and sometimes 9 pm on weekends.  Hef denies most of it but he is one weird dude. 

[musclehead]

I wonder what their kids would've looked like?

if you had a kid at 80, you'd be 98 when they graduated?

what are you gonna tell the young lad when he wants to go out back and play catch? not now it's time for matlock.

[ricoman]

I wonder what their kids would've looked like?

if you had a kid at 80, you'd be 98 when they graduated?

what are you gonna tell the young lad when he wants to go out back and play catch? not now it's time for matlock.

Or, your gonna say, "wait till after the prunes kick in".