Are you paying attention?

[Westernbiker]

                   This is the best example for paying attention that I
                   have ever heard.

                   First-year students at the Purdue Vet School were
                   attending their first anatomy class with a real dead
                   cow. They all gathered around the surgery table with
                   the body covered with a white sheet.
                   The professor started the class by telling them, "In
                   Veterinary medicine it is necessary to have two
                   important qualities as a doctor. The first is that
                   you not be disgusted by anything involving the
                   animal's body." For an example, the professor pulled
                   back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the
                   cow, withdrew it, and stuck his finger in his mouth.
                   "Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students.
                   The students freaked out, hesitated for several
                   minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger
                   in the butt of the dead cow and sucking on it.
                   When everyone finished, the Professor looked a them
                   and said, "The second most important quality is
                   observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked
                   on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention."
                   

[KY,Dave (AKA Misunderstood)]

  Just spit beer through my nose.........

[HayHauler]

Just laughed out loud in the terlet.  Hehe

Hay
Jimmyt

[Daniel Meyer]

LOL! Love it!

I had a writing instructor tell me once, "Question *everything*."

I looked him in the eye and said, "Why?"

Got an "A" in that class.

 

[FLAVALK]

Just laughed out loud in the terlet.  Hehe

Hay
Jimmyt

You take yer computer to the terlet with you? I'm impressed