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R J
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« on: September 06, 2011, 09:55:56 AM »
CARDIOLOGIST'S FUNERAL
A very prestigious cardiologist died, and was given a very elaborate funeral by the hospital he worked for most of his life... A huge heart... covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service as all the doctors from the hospital sat in awe. Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever..
At that point, one of the mourners just -burst- into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said, 'I am so sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral... I'm a gynecologist.
The proctologist fainted
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flamingobabe #44
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« Reply #1 on: September 06, 2011, 10:57:38 AM »
that's a good one...made me laugh out loud...thanks
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Gear Jammer
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« Reply #2 on: September 06, 2011, 11:07:30 AM »
Quote from: flamingobabe #44 on September 06, 2011, 10:57:38 AM
that's a good one...made me laugh out loud...thanks

+1  Me too!
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« Reply #3 on: September 06, 2011, 12:16:08 PM »
Now that's funny!  cooldude cooldude cooldude Grin
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Bill
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Midland, mi
« Reply #4 on: September 06, 2011, 03:16:42 PM »
Coffee is now all over my computer screen  2funny
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da prez
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« Reply #5 on: September 07, 2011, 03:34:27 PM »
 OOOOH the poor proctologist.

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alph
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« Reply #6 on: September 08, 2011, 03:39:55 AM »
thanks RJ, i needed that!!
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