Monday Mournings... early edition... ( very early )

[kiwi#9582]

Yesterday at the doctor
 
   
When my doctor asked me about what I did yesterday, I told him about my day:

"Well, yesterday afternoon, I waded across the edge of a lake, escaped from a mountain lion in the heavy brush, marched up and down a mountain, stood in a patch of poison ivy, crawled out of quicksand, and jumped away from an aggressive rattlesnake"
 
Inspired by my story, the doctor said, "You must be an awesome outdoorsman!"
 
"No," I replied, "I'm just a crapy golfer."