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Paxton
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« on: September 23, 2011, 03:06:05 AM »

How? Roll Eyes ??? Shocked
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« Reply #1 on: September 23, 2011, 03:48:12 AM »

I give up, how?
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« Reply #2 on: September 23, 2011, 03:58:58 AM »

when she sits around the house, and really sits aound the house  Cheesy
when she sits on your face, and you can't hear a thing  Grin
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« Reply #3 on: September 23, 2011, 04:12:49 AM »

she's on "biggest loser"??

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« Reply #4 on: September 23, 2011, 04:21:14 AM »



When she is on Fudgie's "To Do" List...




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« Reply #5 on: September 23, 2011, 06:13:24 AM »

when she sits around the house, and really sits aound the house  Cheesy
when she sits on your face, and you can't hear a thing  Grin
  Sounds like you know my FIRST ex wife. uglystupid2 2funny coolsmiley tickedoff RIDE SAFE.
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« Reply #6 on: September 23, 2011, 06:45:24 AM »



When she is on Fudgie's "To Do" List...







That's just wrong in so many ways... Evil
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« Reply #7 on: September 23, 2011, 09:28:58 AM »

Youre gonna need a bigger bike.
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« Reply #8 on: September 23, 2011, 09:35:24 AM »

   I was going to dinner and it takes a lot to affect my appetite, looks like I lost it today!
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« Reply #9 on: September 23, 2011, 09:54:26 AM »

Looks like those shorts are being eaten!  Shocked
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« Reply #10 on: September 23, 2011, 11:46:33 AM »

Nice GiG!  Grin Your gonna need a bigger tent next year.  Wink
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« Reply #11 on: September 23, 2011, 11:58:10 AM »


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Nice GiG!   Your gonna need a bigger tent next year. 

Yeah, those Notre Dame Homecoming Queens sure take up a lot of space.
Must be all that grazing they do on the 50 yard-line.
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« Reply #12 on: September 23, 2011, 11:59:30 AM »


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Nice GiG!   Your gonna need a bigger tent next year. 

Yeah, those Notre Dame Homecoming Queens sure take up a lot of space.
Must be all that grazing they do on the 50 yard-line.

OMG That is so f-n funny!  2funny  2funny  2funny
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« Reply #13 on: September 23, 2011, 03:06:38 PM »



When she is on Fudgie's "To Do" List...





  Gots to look around in my garage. 2funny Used to do a lot of oversized load work. cooldude Was gonna get her a WIDE load sign. uglystupid2 Damnation-i hope ONE is enough. Roll Eyes RIDE SAFE.
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« Reply #14 on: September 23, 2011, 05:23:42 PM »



When she is on Fudgie's "To Do" List...












if you told her to haul a$$, she'd have to make two trips!
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« Reply #15 on: September 23, 2011, 06:04:29 PM »

She just wants enough to go around. Evil Evil Evil
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« Reply #16 on: September 23, 2011, 06:56:43 PM »



When she is on Fudgie's "To Do" List...





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« Reply #17 on: September 23, 2011, 07:18:17 PM »

When she wears a yellow dress on, you think you're climbing on a school bus. 
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« Reply #18 on: September 23, 2011, 07:21:01 PM »

Maybe we could oil it up some and chase it a little while? uglystupid2 uglystupid2 2funny tickedoff RIDE SAFE.
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« Reply #19 on: September 23, 2011, 07:31:16 PM »



When she is on Fudgie's "To Do" List...












if you told her to haul a$$, she'd have to make two trips!


when you bring home the groceries, you gotta hire a rodeo clown to distract her.

she's got marks all over her body that were caused by ten foot poles.

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« Reply #20 on: September 23, 2011, 08:37:24 PM »

Dear err... "Sick Puppies" (NOT!) laugh
I am still hoping for an answer to my poorly-written question! Roll Eyes  angel Please, allow me to clarify the why am asking:

I live in the middle of LA County in a fairly nice area = Not much traffic by Los Angeles County's standards. Smiley
However, any time I want to travel somewhere twenty-miles away, I encounter bumper-to-bumper traffic.
I must then choose whether to crawl along or split lanes.
In LA, lane-splitting is permissible. police If it weren't, motorcyclists would just become solo-car-drivers...  Shocked

I regularly split lanes when I ride my CAFE Racer;but never on the Valkyrie.
Nevertheless, during a recent Valk-crawl... err... a "ride," I spent 18 minutes crawling half mile bumper-to-bumper @112-degree-F...
under direct sunlight! Cry

I know; lane-splitting has its dangers. However, traffic congestion from 6:AM to 7:PM in Los Angeles will continue to increase unabated. Sad
So, I've decided to begin the practice of lane-splitting (only under extreme circumstances) w/-the Valk.
However, I am concerned with its bulk and how fat is TOO FAT for the LADY to lane-split... ???

Ok. That's my story and am stickin' to it! tickedoff Cheesy 2funny

PS: Thank you for the "Bulk-photos" but I want a second opinion! cooldude

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J. Paxton Gomez

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« Reply #21 on: September 23, 2011, 08:49:20 PM »

Dear err... "Sick Puppies" (NOT!) laugh
I am still hoping for an answer to my poorly-written question! Roll Eyes  angel Please, allow me to clarify the why am asking:




Oh, why didn't you make your self clear in the first place.  It's when the two of you are riding together and there's no sign that your on the bike also.  Grin




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« Reply #22 on: September 23, 2011, 09:36:11 PM »

Dear err... "Sick Puppies" (NOT!) laugh
I am still hoping for an answer to my poorly-written question! Roll Eyes  angel Please, allow me to clarify the why am asking:

I live in the middle of LA County in a fairly nice area = Not much traffic by Los Angeles County's standards. Smiley
However, any time I want to travel somewhere twenty-miles away, I encounter bumper-to-bumper traffic.
I must then choose whether to crawl along or split lanes.
In LA, lane-splitting is permissible. police If it weren't, motorcyclists would just become solo-car-drivers...  Shocked

I regularly split lanes when I ride my CAFE Racer;but never on the Valkyrie.
Nevertheless, during a recent Valk-crawl... err... a "ride," I spent 18 minutes crawling half mile bumper-to-bumper @112-degree-F...
under direct sunlight! Cry
I know; lane-splitting has its dangers. However, traffic congestion from 6:AM to 7:PM in Los Angeles will continue to increase unabated. Sad
So, I've decided to begin the practice of lane-splitting (only under extreme circumstances) w/-the Valk.
However, I am concerned with its bulk and how fat is TOO FAT for the LADY to lane-split... ???

Ok. That's my story and am stickin' to it! tickedoff Cheesy 2funny

PS: Thank you for the "Bulk-photos" but I want a second opinion! cooldude

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Ok, since I'm in a situation were I split lanes daily here's my advice..

When you become uncomfortable with the notion, you should not be splitting lanes.  If you choose to split lanes and your head and body weave, instead of the bike, you should not be splitting lanes. If you're in a location were you do not see other bikers doing it you should not consider it.  If you can’t keep your anger in check you should not be splitting lanes.  And I could go on and on and on… As far as how fat is two fat?....... I don't mean to be rude, just realistic, If you have to ask  a question like this you should not be splitting lanes.
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Paxton
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« Reply #23 on: September 23, 2011, 10:21:01 PM »

ValkFlyer;

Your point / advice is well taken. Undecided

Thank you! cooldude
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J. Paxton Gomez

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« Reply #24 on: September 24, 2011, 07:36:18 AM »

I'm sorry, I thought this board was don't ask don't tell...
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« Reply #25 on: September 24, 2011, 06:32:17 PM »

I too have split lanes in socal but at low speed .I don't like it with a big bike like a VALK.iT'S NOT A GOOD IDEA
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« Reply #26 on: September 24, 2011, 06:47:01 PM »

On the Valk I dont split lanes.

However it might just have happened a few times that I ride the right shoulder in traffic on 287 especially if its coming back from a ride that started 10 hours before

The 1150rt-p is pretty narrow so I have done that many times in stopped traffic on the cross bronx
but not around trucks, just cars

now a cafe racer is even narrower and I have seen em go in spaces that I just kinda scratch my helmet and go how he do dat

I agree if you need to think about it you shouldnt be doing it on the Valk, the bars are wide and if you have wide highway pegs sticking out its even fatter

Gig I am still laughing at that pic, Joe your friends will find out when she brags or rags about you  to HER friends
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« Reply #27 on: September 24, 2011, 07:24:44 PM »

As I recall from my days in SoCA, the law allowing splitting said you could exceed the speed of traffic by 5mph; so in gridlock you are allowed to putt up between cars at 5 (to 10) knots.  I saw others hauling azz (sport bikes), and never a stop or ticket, but really, lane splitting is only even close to safe if you go at it easy, giving them time to see you coming up their sides (every light you have is on and brights too).   I split lanes out there on a full dress Hog, but only only on big multi-lane hwys, and only putting along, and only until the next exit or two.... I did not make a living at it.  Still, I had a car and couple trucks intentionally squeeze me out by driving right over on the line..... so I flipped the bars, rode behind them and passed up the other side.  

Traffic here in Sodom on the Potomac is not as bad or as huge as SoCA, but it's still bad.  What I do is get up early and head West until it is behind me, stay out there all day, and sneak home the best I can with short cuts.  I could have ridden to work (a block behind the White House) every day for 18 years,  and saved a lot of money, but I took the car to the Metro and rode a train in..... because riding in that traffic sucked large, it was only a matter of time till I got hit (or killed an azz hat), and that kind of riding is no part of the fine art of motorcycling.

If I had to commute out there and split all the time, I'd get a Suzuki SV650 and do it on that. (and put sliders on it)

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