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Author Topic: Bad Bikers in a Theater.... good one.  (Read 2005 times)
PAVALKER
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« on: September 23, 2011, 03:13:16 PM »



Carlsberg stunts with bikers in cinemapowered by Aeva
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« Reply #1 on: September 23, 2011, 03:23:54 PM »

That thar be funny. 2funny 2funny 2funny 2funny 2funny 2funny 2funny 2funny RIDE SAFE.
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Big IV
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« Reply #2 on: September 23, 2011, 04:44:36 PM »

Northville Cemetery Massacre 1976powered by Aeva


This 1976 film opens with distressed motorists and a herd of bikers. It is one of the funnier first few minutes of a biker film.
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« Reply #3 on: September 23, 2011, 05:03:17 PM »

Looks like "Chris" is gonna be the meat in a manwich.
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« Reply #4 on: September 23, 2011, 07:04:15 PM »

that has happened to me more then once at grocery customers, large muscular lumpers GLARING at me like I said something bad about their mom.

I'm not going to say anything about their ethnicity....

I look'm right in the eye say 'how's it going' and push through them into the warehouse.

it's nothing but a game, they are trying to see who they can intimidate into running back to their truck.
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« Reply #5 on: September 26, 2011, 05:53:25 PM »

Now that is fffuuuunnnyyyyyyyy!!!

I can have some fun with tht one.
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« Reply #6 on: September 27, 2011, 06:46:40 AM »

I would have sat down but refused the beer.
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« Reply #7 on: September 27, 2011, 07:05:38 AM »

Im with Bashfull on this but what a great clip thanks for sharing it 2funny 2funny cooldude cooldude cooldude
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« Reply #8 on: September 27, 2011, 07:41:34 AM »

Reminds me of a joke I heard about a group of 8 bikers who stopped at a truck stop and went inside the diner. One of them said watch this. Surrounded by his buddies He walked over to a table where a truck driver was feasting on a big steak dinner. The biker sat down at the table and took the truck driver's plate from him and began to eat his steak. The trucker said that is my steak and the biker said I am going to eat it, what are you going to about it? The trucker got up, walked over to cashier, paid for the dinner and walked out. The biker feeling real tough told the waitress "that trucker wasn't much of a man, was he?" The waitress said, "well, apparently he's not much of a driver either, he just backed his rig over eight motorcycles parked out there in the lot!"
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« Reply #9 on: September 27, 2011, 10:19:33 AM »

I would have sat down but refused the beer.
They probably wouldn't have put you in the commercial if you didn't drink the beer.
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« Reply #10 on: September 27, 2011, 10:20:02 AM »

The waitress said, "well, apparently he's not much of a driver either, he just backed his rig over eight motorcycles parked out there in the lot!"

That is one of my favorite scenes in Smokey and the Bandit.
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« Reply #11 on: September 27, 2011, 12:08:59 PM »

I've allways been a rider, and sometimes a "biker".
I told my daughter if she's inna situation and cant find a cop, find a biker.
Respect the strong, eat the weak.
And thats one of my favorite scenes too.
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« Reply #12 on: September 27, 2011, 12:15:47 PM »

I've allways been a rider, and sometimes a "biker".
I told my daughter if she's inna situation and cant find a cop, find a biker.
Respect the strong, eat the weak.
And thats one of my favorite scenes too.

Had a Houston Firefighter once told me to tell my wife and kids and anybody else that if they heard noises outside or saw someone breaking in or about to break in to DON'T CALL THE POLICE DEPT....they have a 20-40 minute response time.  CALL THE FIRE DEPT.....he said "I gaurantee you we will be there in 4 1/2 minutes with sirens blaring all the way......no self respecting burglar/bad guy is gonna hang around for sure.......then when the fire dept gets there tell them "Sorry, I thought I smelled smoke."
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« Reply #13 on: September 27, 2011, 12:45:12 PM »

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They probably wouldn't have put you in the commercial if you didn't drink the beer.
Exactly!!! Wouldn't want my purty face promoting alcoholic beverages!! YMMV.
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« Reply #14 on: September 28, 2011, 04:02:08 PM »

Fire department. Capitol idea!
I told em just send the coroner and they saw NO HUMOR.
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« Reply #15 on: September 29, 2011, 09:34:41 AM »

The Northville Cemetary Massacre was filmed in and around Northville MI.

There is an upscale gourmet resturant called "Gennettis" in dowtown Northville that closes its doors to regular patrons and only allows Bikers in for a several course gourmet meal on every Halloween night.
It is open to all bikers only and the town gives motorcyclists allows only bikers into the downtown area in appreciation for bringing notoriety to the town of Northville.
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« Reply #16 on: September 29, 2011, 02:44:16 PM »

The innocent couples have more visual individuality than the fine Americans surrounding them
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