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kiwi#9582
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« on: September 28, 2011, 11:07:37 AM »



President Obama walks into the Bank of America to cash a check. As he approaches the cashier he says "Good morning Ma'am, could you please cash this check for me?"

Cashier: "It would be my pleasure sir. Could you please show me your ID?”

Obama: "Truthfully, I did not bring my ID with me as I didn't think there was any need to. I am President Barack Obama, the president of the United States of America!!!!"

Cashier: "Yes sir, I know who you are, but with all the new regulations,monitoring, of the banks because of impostors and forgers, etc. I must insist on seeing ID.”

Obama: "Just ask anyone here at the bank who I am and they will tell you.Everybody knows who I am.”

Cashier: "I am sorry Mr. President but these are the bank rules and I must follow them."

Obama: "I am urging you please to cash this check."

Cashier: "Look Mr. President this is what we can do: One day Tiger Woods came into the bank without ID. To prove he was Tiger Woods he pulled out his putting iron and made a beautiful shot across the bank into a cup. With that shot we knew him to be Tiger Woods and cashed his check."

Another time, Andre Agassi came in without ID. He pulled out his tennis racquet and made a fabulous shot whereas the tennis ball landed in my cup. With that shot we cashed his check."

"So, Mr. President, what can you do to prove that it is you, and only you, as the President of the United States?"

Obama stood there thinking, and thinking and finally says: "Honestly, thereis nothing that comes to my mind. I can't think of a single thing I can possibly do."

Cashier: "Will that be large or small bills, Mr. President?"
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« Reply #1 on: September 28, 2011, 11:11:09 AM »
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Boxer rebellion, the Holy Child. They all pay their rent.
But none together can testify to the rhythm of a road well bent.
Saddles and zip codes, passports and gates, the Jones' keep.
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« Reply #2 on: September 28, 2011, 11:55:15 AM »
Great reply....    Wink
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2 nd 1998 Sadona red and Creame Tourer. ( 1st one with 104K )
VRCC, VSG, SCRC, GWRRA, PGR.
Ride Woodlands, TX. area.
Have ridden in all but FOUR Northwestern States
The Anvil
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Derry, NH
« Reply #3 on: September 28, 2011, 11:56:11 AM »
Quote from: kiwi#9582 on September 28, 2011, 11:55:15 AM
Great reply....    Wink

It's all it deserves. There is no "jerkoff" smiley here so that will have to do.
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Boxer rebellion, the Holy Child. They all pay their rent.
But none together can testify to the rhythm of a road well bent.
Saddles and zip codes, passports and gates, the Jones' keep.
In August the water is trickling, in April it's furious deep.

1997 Valk Standard, Red and White.
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