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« on: October 25, 2011, 04:31:59 AM » |
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Had to share this one...
A C-130 was lumbering along when a cocky F-16 flashed by.
The jet jockey decided to show off.
The fighter jock told the C-130 pilot, 'watch this!' and promptly went into a barrel roll followed by a steep climb.
He then finished with a sonic boom as he broke the sound barrier.
The F-16 pilot asked the C-130 pilot what he thought of that?
The C-130 pilot said, 'That was impressive, but watch this!'
The C-130 droned along for about 5 minutes and then the C-130 Pilot came back on and said: 'What did you think of that?'
Puzzled, the F-16 pilot asked, 'What the heck did you do?'
The C-130 pilot chuckled. 'I stood up, stretched my legs, walked to the back, took a leak, then got a cup of coffee and a Cinnamon roll.'
The moral of the story is....When you are young and foolish - Speed and flash may seem a good thing! When you get older and smarter - Comfort and dull is not such a bad thing!
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« Reply #1 on: October 25, 2011, 05:00:32 AM » |
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The Anvil
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« Reply #2 on: October 25, 2011, 06:41:55 AM » |
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But fighter pilots get more ass.
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Boxer rebellion, the Holy Child. They all pay their rent.
But none together can testify to the rhythm of a road well bent.
Saddles and zip codes, passports and gates, the Jones' keep.
In August the water is trickling, in April it's furious deep.
1997 Valk Standard, Red and White.
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DarkMeister
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« Reply #3 on: October 25, 2011, 06:48:32 AM » |
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But fighter pilots get more ass.
Only ass that doesn't know the benefits of slow and comfortable C-130 versus "speed and flash".  Oh what am I saying. This C-130 probably wouldn't know what to do with it.  |
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PAVALKER
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Retired Navy 22YOS, 2014 Valkyrie , VRCC# 27213
Pittsburgh, Pa
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« Reply #4 on: October 25, 2011, 06:50:56 AM » |
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But fighter pilots are asinine.
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The Anvil
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« Reply #5 on: October 25, 2011, 07:01:43 AM » |
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Only ass that doesn't know the benefits of slow and comfortable.
Well that happens to be the kind of ass you want, isn't it? "I love them high school girls. I get older, they stay the same age..." |
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Boxer rebellion, the Holy Child. They all pay their rent.
But none together can testify to the rhythm of a road well bent.
Saddles and zip codes, passports and gates, the Jones' keep.
In August the water is trickling, in April it's furious deep.
1997 Valk Standard, Red and White.
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MacDragon
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My first Valk VRCC# 32095
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« Reply #6 on: October 25, 2011, 07:08:21 AM » |
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"I love them high school girls. I get older, they stay the same age..." I'll visit you in the slammer Anvil...  ... I'll ride your Valk up for you so you can see her through the bars. |
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« Reply #7 on: October 25, 2011, 07:50:05 AM » |
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flight crew wear the same fart sack. only a semi-pro female could tell the difference. i've seen a lot of garbage haulers up to their elbows in targets!
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The Anvil
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« Reply #8 on: October 25, 2011, 08:21:02 AM » |
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"I love them high school girls. I get older, they stay the same age..." I'll visit you in the slammer Anvil... ... I'll ride your Valk up for you so you can see her through the bars. The other day the local HS Varsity cheer squad (our local squad is a championship caliber team) held a pep rally. This years they switched from skirts to something that resembles hot-pants. Oh, the asses... |
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Boxer rebellion, the Holy Child. They all pay their rent.
But none together can testify to the rhythm of a road well bent.
Saddles and zip codes, passports and gates, the Jones' keep.
In August the water is trickling, in April it's furious deep.
1997 Valk Standard, Red and White.
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bscrive
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Out with the old...in with the wooohoooo!!!!
Ottawa, Ontario
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« Reply #9 on: October 25, 2011, 08:50:49 AM » |
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Anvil, I gotta take a ride over to NH to meet you next year. You seem like an interesting dude.
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FloridaValkRyder
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If your offended , you need a history lesson!!
Apopka, Florida
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« Reply #10 on: October 25, 2011, 04:15:11 PM » |
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Anvil, I gotta take a ride over to NH to meet you next year. You seem like an interesting dude.
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I still miss her.
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