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kiwi#9582
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« on: May 03, 2009, 07:23:18 PM » |
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A Little 10-year-old girl was walking home alone from School one day when a big man on a black motorcycle pulls up beside her. After Following along for a while turns to her and asks "Hey there little Girl do you want to go for a ride?"
"NO!" says the little girl as she keeps on walking.
The motorcyclist again pulls up beside her and asks"Hey little girlI will give you $10 if you hop on the back."
"NO!" says the little girl as she hurries down the street. The motorcyclist pulls up beside the little girl again and Says"Okay kid my last offer! I'll give you 20 Bucks "and" a Big Bag of Candy if you will just hop on the back of my bike and go for a ride."
Finally the little girl stops and turns towards him and Screams Out...
"Look Dad" "You're the one who bought the Honda instead of the Harley"! "YOU RIDE IT!"
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2 nd 1998 Sadona red and Creame Tourer. ( 1st one with 104K ) VRCC, VSG, SCRC, GWRRA, PGR. Ride Woodlands, TX. area. Have ridden in all but FOUR Northwestern States  |
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Willy
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« Reply #1 on: May 03, 2009, 07:57:24 PM » |
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That hurts  One of the best shirts I've read was,"I'd rather have a sister in a whorehouse than a brother on a Honda".  Couldn't help but laugh when I saw it. |
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kiwi#9582
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« Reply #2 on: May 04, 2009, 03:44:51 PM » |
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Cool shirt..... almost better than out Valk shirts...... Thanks for the reply.
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2 nd 1998 Sadona red and Creame Tourer. ( 1st one with 104K ) VRCC, VSG, SCRC, GWRRA, PGR. Ride Woodlands, TX. area. Have ridden in all but FOUR Northwestern States |
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Big Rig
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« Reply #3 on: May 04, 2009, 07:07:16 PM » |
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I saw one that said I would rather push my harley then ride a honda.... I would rather ride then push...wanted to ask him, how that was working for him...lmao . |
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kiwi#9582
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« Reply #4 on: May 05, 2009, 01:22:02 PM » |
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2 nd 1998 Sadona red and Creame Tourer. ( 1st one with 104K ) VRCC, VSG, SCRC, GWRRA, PGR. Ride Woodlands, TX. area. Have ridden in all but FOUR Northwestern States |
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Trynt
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« Reply #5 on: May 05, 2009, 01:46:42 PM » |
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I saw one at Sturgis that said, " I rather have my sister work in a whore house, than ride a Honda"
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BF
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« Reply #6 on: May 05, 2009, 05:04:13 PM » |
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I'd rather whore out my Honda than pimp out a Harley.
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I can't help about the shape I'm in I can't sing, I ain't pretty and my legs are thin But don't ask me what I think of you I might not give the answer that you want me to  |
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Serk
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« Reply #7 on: May 05, 2009, 05:48:34 PM » |
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One of these days I'm gonna get this one printed up just to confound 'em:
I'd rather ride a Honda than push a Harley!
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Never ask a geek 'Why?',just nod your head and slowly back away...  IBA# 22107 VRCC# 7976 VRCCDS# 226 1998 Valkyrie Standard 2008 Gold Wing Taxation is theft. μολὼν λαβέ |
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kiwi#9582
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« Reply #8 on: June 15, 2009, 02:56:36 PM » |
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Never got notified of these replies..... BTW, I have nothing against HD..... I have heard that 80 % of HD are still on the road......... The other 20% made it home........  |
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