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BigAl
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« on: November 03, 2011, 06:07:56 PM » |
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A large woman, wearing a sleeveless sun dress, walked into a bar in Mission Beach. She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit. She pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and asked, "What man here will buy a lass a drink?"
The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her.
But down at the end of the bar, an owl-eyed drunk F-8 fighter pilot slammed his hand down on the counter and bellowed, "Pour the ballerina a drink!"
The bartender poured the drink and the woman chugged it down.
She turned to the patrons and again pointed around at all of them, revealing the same hairy armpit, and asked, "What man here will buy a lass another drink?"
Once again, the same wiry pilot slapped his money down on the bar and said, "Give the ballerina another drink!"
The bartender approached the drunk pilot and said, "Tell me, Dave, It's your business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you keep calling
her a ballerina?"
He replied, "Any woman who can lift her leg that high has got to be a ballerina
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Momz
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« Reply #1 on: November 03, 2011, 06:51:06 PM » |
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Yup, an eastern european beauty queen to boot!
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« Reply #2 on: November 04, 2011, 04:48:10 AM » |
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Promote world peace, ban all religion. Ride Safe, Ride Often!!   |
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« Reply #3 on: November 04, 2011, 05:46:32 AM » |
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« Reply #4 on: November 04, 2011, 06:23:23 AM » |
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YEEEOWSAH!!!!
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'in the tunnels uptown, the Rats own dream guns him down. the shots echo down them hallways in the night' - the Boss
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« Reply #5 on: November 04, 2011, 06:45:19 AM » |
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That's GOOD!!!!  |
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« Reply #7 on: November 04, 2011, 12:41:42 PM » |
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I never went to bed with any ugly women, but I woke up with one or two  at least they weren't 'coyote ugly'  |
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'in the tunnels uptown, the Rats own dream guns him down. the shots echo down them hallways in the night' - the Boss
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« Reply #8 on: November 04, 2011, 02:36:30 PM » |
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Every guy has woken up and wondered "where the hell am I" and then got real scared when his eyes opened up.
Lets face it, all men are pigs and we wallow in our stupidity.
It takes a real man to learn from his mistakes though.
"Yes Dear",...gotta go now!
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laserpat
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« Reply #9 on: November 04, 2011, 03:06:30 PM » |
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Willow
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Excessive comfort breeds weakness. PttP
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« Reply #10 on: November 04, 2011, 04:52:01 PM » |
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Every guy has woken up and wondered "where the hell am I" and then got real scared when his eyes opened up.
Lets face it, all men are pigs and we wallow in our stupidity. Not so! 
Oh, that was tongue-in-cheek, wasn't it?
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John Schmidt
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« Reply #11 on: November 04, 2011, 05:53:19 PM » |
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Every guy has woken up and wondered "where the hell am I" and then got real scared when his eyes opened up.
Lets face it, all men are pigs and we wallow in our stupidity. Not so!
Oh, that was tongue-in-cheek, wasn't it?
(awakened) Me neither. And "woken?" Good grief!!!  |
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« Reply #12 on: November 04, 2011, 06:06:04 PM » |
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Carl and John. Thanks for being my "spell checkers" See,I can learn from my own stupidity or lack of spellousity.  And i'm sober too. |
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« Reply #13 on: November 04, 2011, 06:27:05 PM » |
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Carl and John. Thanks for being my "spell checkers" See,I can learn from my own stupidity or lack of spellousity. And i'm sober too. 
(I'm sober for several years myself.) |
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Momz
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« Reply #14 on: November 04, 2011, 07:34:20 PM » |
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Sobriety has quite a few benifits (quick Spell Check!) |
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« Reply #15 on: November 04, 2011, 07:45:12 PM » |
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something wrong with woken? heck I've woken up a bunch of times not knowing where i wuz.
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« Reply #16 on: November 04, 2011, 08:18:10 PM » |
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something wrong with woken? heck I've woken up a bunch of times not knowing where i wuz.
lol yep. I've laid many times in bed wondering what the heck went on that night.  |
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« Reply #17 on: November 05, 2011, 08:52:37 AM » |
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Hell... I've woken up a few times and had to look in the wallet just to remember my name...
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