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Author Topic: spring is coming...do you know where your battery is?  (Read 1157 times)
Big IV
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« on: May 05, 2009, 05:40:54 AM »

Awww, shoot! Forgot to pull your battery last fall, didn't you? Let's face it, batteries are a pain. They don't last forever, and there's a finite amount of gizmos, gadgets and farkels you can run off them without running into one messy electrical problem or another. Good riddance. Inside each and every one of these special batteries resides just enough nuclear waste to power everything you've ever dreamed of powering on your bike. Without wires. Wait a minute...everything...wireless?! Yes, you heard right. The compartment itself is made of a hermetically sealed 1" thick polycarbonate resin and comes with a lead blanket to drape over your seat, so it's completely safe. Built to last lifetimes.

WARNING! Use at your own risk. Not recommended for use with passengers (especially children), or anyone intending to someday procreate. May not be legal in your area, check local laws. The Department of Homeland Security may require a detailed registration information or a lengthy background check, which may or may not require an observationary period in an undisclosed location, visit www.dhs.gov for more information.
http://www.aerostich.com/catalog/US/Wireless-Battery-p-20344.html




I don't know why I am on the mailing list, but this catalog is a fun read. IF you don't get copies sent to your house, then you should.
Fun read
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« Reply #1 on: May 05, 2009, 06:03:13 AM »

 cooldude And, it is only 2 grand!!!!! Grin
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Big IV
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« Reply #2 on: May 05, 2009, 06:06:41 AM »

I think 2 grand is a bargin.
Although I'd probably pay more for a version that didn't have the procreation warning.
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WARNING! Use at your own risk. Not recommended for use with passengers (especially children), or anyone intending to someday procreate.

Most of the joke ads are aimed at people with more money than common sense. That makes it funnier for me.
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