Smoke detector going off....That only means ( 1 ) of two things....

[Smokinjoe-VRCCDS#0005]

( 1 ) The house is on fire  
              or
( 2 ) The wife is cooking  

[Serk]

Or ( 3 ) SmokinJoe didn't wanna go outside to fulfill his name?

(If I even LOOK at the oven, the smoke detector goes off)

[Smokinjoe-VRCCDS#0005]

Or ( 3 ) SmokinJoe didn't wanna go outside to fulfill his name?

(If I even LOOK at the oven, the smoke detector goes off)

No smoking allowed in my house it's been that way since Presley was born ....I'm fighting my dependence on nicotine ....No doubt it's the monkey on my back 

[BigAl]

Take some Anti-Depressants,they are handing them out from everything from Depression to Fibromyalgia to Chronic Pain to

Smoking.

Must be good for yah, everybody I work with is on them and so am I.

It's just you are not doped up like the rest of society and it's causing you to smoke to selfmedicate yourself.

So it's not your fault Joe.

The world is one scewed up place.

SO what is so wrong about smoking.

Smoke if you want too, quit if you don't

It ain't gonna make a whole lot of difference either way.


Be happy is a better piece of advice.

Be Happy and Thankful this day.

Tomorrow is not promised and today ain't certain.

Happy Thanksgiving

[shortleg]

  That,s how we know the food is done
in our home.
   We can always hear the timer.
           Shortleg[Dave]

[R J]

OR, the firkin battery didn't get changed at daylight savings on or off and is dead.

Mine woke me up the other night cause I'd forgotten to change the battery.

That is a rude awakening from a sound sleep and you have the grandkids for the night......................

Scared da sheet out of me.      Mom wasn't home from work yet.     I was huntin down the grand kids, as they got up and was running all over the firkin house lookin either for an exit or the fire or maybe me since I wasn't in my bedroom at the time.

After I got the battery changed and them settled back down, mom came home.

The next morning we had a fire drill.    Teach em where to get out, couple of ways, and then where to meet outside.


Dirty pool grandpa, kids were over again for an all nighter last night, they went to bed around 9:00, grandpa pulled the battery at 10:00, and they both learned what to do from grandpa's instructions about 3 weeks ago.   Got them stopped before they got the front door opened.     Oldest one, she is 7, was taking very good care of her little sister.    Grandpa was very proud of them.    Called their mom this morning and told her how the results came out.   She knew what I was going to do.     Since she moved into a condo after the divorce, she has tried a couple of times to go through a procedure for them to follow.      I think maybe this little practice session might of had some impressions on the oldest one for at home.

[Fudd]

Just in case you guys don't get enough to eat today,

LSU will be serving up roast pig, Friday.

Geaux Tigers