Ever wonder how Yodeling got started?

[Fritz The Cat]

Yodeling.



Have you ever wondered where and how yodelling began?


Many years ago a man was traveling through the mountains of Switzerland ..


Nightfall was rapidly approaching and he had nowhere to sleep. He went up to a farmhouse and asked the farmer if he could spend the night.



The farmer told him that he could sleep in the barn.


As the story goes, the farmer's daughter asked her father, "Who is that man going into the barn?"


"That fellow traveling through," said the farmer. "needs a place to stay for the night, so, I told him he could sleep in the barn."


The daughter said, "Perhaps he is hungry." So she prepared him a plate of food and then took it out to the barn.


About an hour later, the daughter returned. Her clothing disheveled and straw in her hair. Straight up to bed she went.


The farmer's wife was very observant. She then suggested that perhaps the man was thirsty. So she fetched a bottle of wine, took it out to the barn, and she too did not return for an hour. Her clothing was askew, her blouse buttoned incorrectly. She also headed straight to bed.


The next morning at sunrise the man in the barn got up and continued on his journey, waving to the farmer as he left.

When the daughter awoke and learned that the visitor was gone, she broke into tears. "How could he leave without even saying goodbye," she cried. "We made such passionate love last night!"


"What?" shouted the father as he angrily ran out of the house looking for the man, who by now was halfway up the mountain.


The farmer screamed up at him, "I'm going to get you! You had sex with my daughter!"


The man looked back down from the mountain side, cupped his hand next to his mouth, and yelled out.....


"LAIDTHEOLADEETOO"

[The Anvil]

Can't sat that the wonderment had ever affected me.

[czuch]

Al had an arrow deep in his chest.
His prospecting partner Tom was sure Al wouldnt last long.
 He said,"Al, youve been a good friend and we've had some adventures. Is there anything I can do to make you feel better as you go to the great beyond"?
 Al replied, "Tom, I've always wanted a town named after me". As the sun set and Al slipped into the great unknown Tom stood and proclaimed, " I will name a town after you my friend. Right here on this very spot I'll found a town and name it after my friend, Mr. Buquerque".

Not to hijack, just wanna hit Anvil's beehive with a stick and more "Non wonderment".
Its humor bro. not pantie wadness.
And its a good yarn.

[DarkMeister]

Me, I'm SO not interested, that I won't even click this thread and read it, let alone post a comment. 

[DarkMeister]

Come to think of it, if the Fritz version is correct, I haven't yodeled in quite some time and have no idea when I'll yodel again...

(There ya go. Been so long I didn't even spell it right.)