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Fritz The Cat
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« on: December 08, 2011, 03:53:21 PM »

Should Islam ever come to America, surely hilarity will ensue.  laugh

http://bikyamasr.com/50403/islamic-cleric-bans-women-from-touching-bananas-cucumbers-for-sexual-resemblance/

Hmmm, let's see, what will men be banned from touching?  2funny
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« Reply #1 on: December 08, 2011, 04:53:39 PM »

I guess the muslim women won't be doing much in the garden.
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« Reply #2 on: December 08, 2011, 04:56:06 PM »

Now it's into the realm of self-parody.

This is the kind of thing you'll find in The Onion.
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« Reply #3 on: December 08, 2011, 05:15:34 PM »

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« Reply #4 on: December 08, 2011, 05:49:13 PM »

Excuse me while I go out to the garden and build a security fence around the carrots and squash plants.



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The men can do as they please as long as there are no witnesses.  If it comes out that they raped a woman, she will get the blame.  The harlot obviously let too much light in under her berka.
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« Reply #5 on: December 08, 2011, 06:14:16 PM »

The next thing ya know, all the muslim women will be wanting to drive cars.  And everyone knows that if you let women drive, there will be an explosion of wild sex happing in the streets.    uglystupid2

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/12/03/saudi-arabia-women-driving_n_1127021.html?ref=world
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« Reply #6 on: December 08, 2011, 06:41:14 PM »

This stuff would be funny if it wasn't for the fact that they (Muslims) are serious about it.  uglystupid2
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« Reply #7 on: December 08, 2011, 06:45:26 PM »

I love the comments that some people has left.
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« Reply #8 on: December 08, 2011, 07:14:53 PM »

Surley when they come to America they will learn the way of the banana and cucumber.......

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« Reply #9 on: December 09, 2011, 02:38:32 AM »

Well I think that the world should stop men from handling melons,everytime I see one or two it reminds me of,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,where's the wife



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« Reply #10 on: December 09, 2011, 04:41:26 AM »

Well I think that the world should stop men from handling melons,everytime I see one or two it reminds me of,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,where's the wife



I can only but wish








HEY......WHERE DID YOU GET THAT PITURE OF MY WIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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« Reply #11 on: December 09, 2011, 06:17:05 AM »

In the mid 70's I worked for the Corps of Engineers in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia for about 5 years, and my wife, who was with me had long blond hair that came down to her waist.  We were at a party one night and I drank more than I should have (yes, there is plenty of booze in Saudi, it's just not legal).  About half way home I was nodding off at the wheel and my wife convinced me to let her drive.  What the heck, it was 2:00 AM and there was no traffic on the road, so I pulled over and let her dirve.  Just before we got to our compound we came to an unexpected group of Saudi soldiers in the road motioning for us to stop the car.  It was right under a street lamp and it was going to be very easy for them to see that it was a woman (a young, good looking women) driving.

My wife slowed the car down, and stopped completely.  When the guard bend down to look into the window my wife said "Hi there handsome" and stepped on the gas.   Thankfully they didn't have radios or a vehicle and we had no idea why they stopped us, but we laughed every time we told the story or thought about what the poor Saudi soldier was thinking when he saw her driving the car.
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« Reply #12 on: December 09, 2011, 07:19:24 AM »

In the early days of the oil boom, my aunt worked in Saudi Arabia for the US oil company Aramco.  The USA employees had a large walled compound, and the women were not allowed out of the compound without burkas.  They were there for six month tours, six months between tours.  They were paid for a whole year, and well paid.  She retired after 20 years and married her boss, spent the rest of here life touring the world.  She never went to the middle east again. Hoser  Shocked
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« Reply #13 on: December 09, 2011, 08:26:00 AM »

Well I think that the world should stop men from handling melons,everytime I see one or two it reminds me of,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,where's the wife



I can only but wish   You can open your eyes now Digger 2funny








HEY......WHERE DID YOU GET THAT PITURE OF MY WIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh .........wait a minute......that's not her.....sorry.
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« Reply #14 on: December 09, 2011, 10:26:35 AM »

So dis guy wants Muslim women to only have bananas and cucumbers if they are sliced up?

This guy apparently never heard of Bobbit?
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« Reply #15 on: December 09, 2011, 02:08:52 PM »

Those muslims come and live in Dearborn/Dearborn Hts. MI just so they can drive to the produce market.
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« Reply #16 on: December 09, 2011, 05:33:32 PM »

Hmmmm....well, at least nothing said about them having dildos that just look like cucumbers or bananas????   Roll Eyes

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