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Author Topic: Don't feed beans to your lizard  (Read 1773 times)
BF
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« on: December 09, 2011, 09:51:46 AM »

Or else they might explode.   Shocked

Iguana Fartpowered by Aeva
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Michvalk
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« Reply #1 on: December 09, 2011, 10:37:20 AM »

JET POWERED!!! cooldude
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alph
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« Reply #2 on: December 09, 2011, 10:39:52 AM »

yeah, that was  sick..... reminds me when i was a little kid, my brother and i were taking a bath and, oh, hell, nevermind........
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« Reply #3 on: December 09, 2011, 11:10:17 AM »

That appeared to be quite a bit of gas in that lil SOB......    I'm surprised he wasn't floating beforehand.
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« Reply #4 on: December 09, 2011, 11:46:00 AM »

Grown men and women watching a video of an iguana farting-in water!! 2funny Are we ALL mental cases?? uglystupid2 Problem is-i is still laughing!! Grin And not only watching-we find time to comment on it. crazy2 Is it riding season here in the ozarks YET?? tickedoff RIDE SAFE.
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BF
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Fort Walton Beach, Florida I'm a simple man, I like pretty, dark haired woman and breakfast food.


« Reply #5 on: December 09, 2011, 01:27:13 PM »

Grown men and women watching a video of an iguana farting-in water!! 2funny Are we ALL mental cases?? uglystupid2 Problem is-i is still laughing!! Grin And not only watching-we find time to comment on it. crazy2 Is it riding season here in the ozarks YET?? tickedoff RIDE SAFE.

I know I'm old when farts stop being funny.   Wink
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« Reply #6 on: December 09, 2011, 01:29:11 PM »

Just FYI. Iguana Fart would be a great name for a rock band.   laugh
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The Anvil
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« Reply #7 on: December 09, 2011, 01:30:52 PM »

Gentlemen Broncos in 5 Secondspowered by Aeva
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alph
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« Reply #8 on: December 09, 2011, 02:01:16 PM »

Anvil, that's not funny.  crap stains are hard to get out of a white shirt.....

as for farts not being funny when you get older, that's not true, they're funnier 'cause you don't know what you'll get !!!   Wink
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The Anvil
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« Reply #9 on: December 09, 2011, 02:04:45 PM »

Anvil, that's not funny. 

It's a cautionary tale.
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Bugslayer
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« Reply #10 on: December 09, 2011, 02:26:18 PM »

Everybody farts in the bathtub...   
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Flask
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« Reply #11 on: December 09, 2011, 02:27:51 PM »

My 2 year old granddaughter gave me what she had last week.

This of course was full blown Diarrhea.

It was only yesterday that I could SAFELY - FART  Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed

Just cannot keep my hands of that little crap - even when she is sick  laugh laugh laugh

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The Anvil
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Derry, NH


« Reply #12 on: December 09, 2011, 02:31:44 PM »

A few years back I caught some kind of stomach-superflu. I crap water for five days and in that time was unable to keep anything down. I don't know where it all came from.
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Boxer rebellion, the Holy Child. They all pay their rent.
But none together can testify to the rhythm of a road well bent.
Saddles and zip codes, passports and gates, the Jones' keep.
In August the water is trickling, in April it's furious deep.

1997 Valk Standard, Red and White.
RoadKill
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« Reply #13 on: December 09, 2011, 04:47:58 PM »

NEVER,EVER,EVER trust a fart!  Embarrassed
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da prez
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« Reply #14 on: December 09, 2011, 05:59:18 PM »

Well, this solves an age old puzzle. Is a lizards butt  hole water tight. If it was not, the thing would sink , tail first.
                                    da prez
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highcountry
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Parker, CO


« Reply #15 on: December 09, 2011, 06:40:25 PM »

That was interesting; this is impressive:  Make sure your sound is turned up.

http://youtu.be/HPQqsrM0TZ0
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doubletee
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« Reply #16 on: December 10, 2011, 08:18:27 AM »

That was interesting; this is impressive:  Make sure your sound is turned up.

http://youtu.be/HPQqsrM0TZ0


OMG!  I can't quit laughing. Tears......   2funny
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Fritz The Cat
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« Reply #17 on: December 10, 2011, 02:24:05 PM »

OMG, ROTFFLMAO.  2funny
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art
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« Reply #18 on: December 10, 2011, 03:45:38 PM »

A few years back I caught some kind of stomach-superflu. I crap water for five days and in that time was unable to keep anything down. I don't know where it all came from.
Had that happen to me two years ago.I had a mile heart attack .Was in the hosp.for three days an the night I cam out I was rushed back with a bad gall bladder,another three days.The night I cam out I was rushed back again with stomach pains.They thought it was c-diff a contagious infection.Lukky it wasn't .It was from bad well water where I was renting.Three more days in the hospital.I lost 25 lbs.an could just walk .I had not  eaten in about 7 days.Not fun Anvil I know
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The Anvil
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« Reply #19 on: December 10, 2011, 03:52:14 PM »

A few years back I caught some kind of stomach-superflu. I crap water for five days and in that time was unable to keep anything down. I don't know where it all came from.
Had that happen to me two years ago.I had a mile heart attack .Was in the hosp.for three days an the night I cam out I was rushed back with a bad gall bladder,another three days.The night I cam out I was rushed back again with stomach pains.They thought it was c-diff a contagious infection.Lukky it wasn't .It was from bad well water where I was renting.Three more days in the hospital.I lost 25 lbs.an could just walk .I had not  eaten in about 7 days.Not fun Anvil I know

HEART ATTACK???

Were you in Mexico?
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Boxer rebellion, the Holy Child. They all pay their rent.
But none together can testify to the rhythm of a road well bent.
Saddles and zip codes, passports and gates, the Jones' keep.
In August the water is trickling, in April it's furious deep.

1997 Valk Standard, Red and White.
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