Fudd
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« on: December 15, 2011, 07:51:28 AM » |
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Advantages of living after 50! Someone had to remind me, so I'm reminding you too. Don't laugh.....it is all true....Perks of reaching 50 or being over 60 and heading towards 70! 01. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 02. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first. 03. No one expects you to run--anywhere. 04. People call at 9 PM and ask, "did I wake you?" 05. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac. 06. There is nothing left to learn the hard way. 07. Things you buy now won't wear out. 08. You can eat supper at 4 PM. 09. You can live without sex but not your glasses. 10. You get into heated arguments about pension plans. 11. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge. 12. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room. 13. You sing along with elevator music. 14. Your eyes won't get much worse. 15. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off. 16. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service. 17. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either. 18. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size. 19. You can't remember who sent you this list.
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rmrc51
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Freyja. Queen of the Valkyries
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« Reply #1 on: December 15, 2011, 07:56:15 AM » |
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Oss
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« Reply #2 on: December 15, 2011, 08:04:20 AM » |
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ok
I admit it
I scrolled back up to see who sent this
add to the list
when you play poker with your friends all of you have to keep checking the two down card because you keep forgetting what they are
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If you don't know where your going any road will take you there
George Harrison
When you come to the fork in the road, take it
Yogi Berra (Don't send it to me C.O.D.)
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Fudd
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« Reply #3 on: December 15, 2011, 08:41:15 AM » |
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ok
I admit it
I scrolled back up to see who sent this
add to the list
when you play poker with your friends all of you have to keep checking the two down card because you keep forgetting what they are
OK done #20. "When you play poker with your friends".....................wait, what was you said again? |
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old2soon
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« Reply #4 on: December 15, 2011, 10:05:03 AM » |
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When you get in the cage or the pick up truck and your by yerself remember to get in on the side with the steering wheel!!  Don't ask!!  And the big parking lots need something way better than 3 c k 5!!  Least ways i thunk thats what it were.  What the h-ll was the question??  RIDE SAFE. |
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Today is the tommorow you worried about yesterday. If at first you don't succeed screw it-save it for nite check. 1964 1968 U S Navy. Two cruises off Nam.
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art
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« Reply #5 on: December 15, 2011, 11:05:35 AM » |
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I thing the best thing is retiring an riding my valk when an where I want an not having to get up at 2-3-or 4 in the morning to go to work.I should have retired 30 years ago
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« Reply #6 on: December 15, 2011, 11:18:40 AM » |
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I can shoot my age in golf except now it's for 9 holes not 18
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« Reply #7 on: December 15, 2011, 11:21:42 AM » |
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« Reply #8 on: December 15, 2011, 11:58:40 AM » |
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Advantages of living after 50! Someone had to remind me, so I'm reminding you too. Don't laugh.....it is all true....Perks of reaching 50 or being over 60 and heading towards 70! 01. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 02. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first. 03. No one expects you to run--anywhere. 04. People call at 9 PM and ask, "did I wake you?" 05. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac. 06. There is nothing left to learn the hard way. 07. Things you buy now won't wear out. 08. You can eat supper at 4 PM. 09. You can live without sex but not your glasses. 10. You get into heated arguments about pension plans. 11. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge. 12. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room. 13. You sing along with elevator music. 14. Your eyes won't get much worse. 15. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off. 16. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service. 17. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either. 18. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size. 19. You can't remember who sent you this list.
You ask you wife about sexual relations and she comments I don't think they sent a Christmas card this year David |
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Gerard irl
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« Reply #9 on: December 15, 2011, 12:05:25 PM » |
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All that is through but the Best bit abou being over 50 is you Are to old to Die Young 
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Karen
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« Reply #10 on: December 15, 2011, 03:08:45 PM » |
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Whatever are you children talking about?
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The Anvil
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« Reply #11 on: December 15, 2011, 03:16:07 PM » |
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I would think "not being dead" would be on that list somewhere.
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Boxer rebellion, the Holy Child. They all pay their rent.
But none together can testify to the rhythm of a road well bent.
Saddles and zip codes, passports and gates, the Jones' keep.
In August the water is trickling, in April it's furious deep.
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« Reply #12 on: December 15, 2011, 03:53:19 PM » |
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I can't figure it out either, Karen.
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« Reply #13 on: December 15, 2011, 06:12:30 PM » |
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Lets not forget the "senior citizen discounts" at your favorite resturants and all the free coffee you can drink at McDonalds too! |
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Cruzen
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« Reply #14 on: December 15, 2011, 06:21:00 PM » |
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 All except No. 9. I hope that never NEVER happens to me.
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The trip is short,
enjoy the ride,
Denny
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« Reply #15 on: December 15, 2011, 06:33:48 PM » |
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All the Folks at McDonald's know you by name!....... .......I swear that all the Mickey D's around here have a morning Old Fart Club...... |
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« Reply #16 on: December 15, 2011, 07:21:32 PM » |
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All the Folks at McDonald's know you by name!....... .......I swear that all the Mickey D's around here have a morning Old Fart Club...... If you dont stop wearing out your knees on that pedal bike they will know you as 'wheel chair Willy' at McDonald's when you are 50 ! |
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« Reply #17 on: December 15, 2011, 08:14:41 PM » |
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All the Folks at McDonald's know you by name!....... .......I swear that all the Mickey D's around here have a morning Old Fart Club...... S S you would be right at home here in the Ozarks. Funny part about that is i was in micky ds this morning and before i even opened my mouth she punched the coffee order in. And too many of those gals ARE on a first name basis with me.  Course that ain't really a bad thing.  Come to think of it a lot of the gals at our 2 grocery stores here know my name also.  I think ALWAYS showing up on senior discount days(monday at one and tuesday at the other) just might have a little something to do with that! RIDE SAFE. |
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Today is the tommorow you worried about yesterday. If at first you don't succeed screw it-save it for nite check. 1964 1968 U S Navy. Two cruises off Nam.
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« Reply #18 on: December 16, 2011, 06:12:50 AM » |
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Just be thankful that every GPS has a "HOME" button...Jim |
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A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country. ~Texas Guinan
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Reb
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Don't threaten me with a good time
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« Reply #19 on: December 16, 2011, 06:19:45 AM » |
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Thanks everyone for giving me something to look forward to in 26 years. Although a wise man always told me, If I knew I was going to live this long, I would have taken better care of myself when I was younger..... -Reb |
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ricoman
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« Reply #20 on: December 16, 2011, 06:50:38 AM » |
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I can shoot my age in golf except now it's for 9 holes not 18
that's way better than shooting your weight! |
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take personal responsibility and keep your word
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