Jiggles & Giggles for today.

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A= Answer

Q-What do you call a pill that is a combination of Viagra and Ex-Lax?
A- Easy Come, Easy Go

Q-When will women be equal to men?
A-Not until they can walk down the street with a bald head and beer gut and still think they are sexy.

Wife--What are you doing?
Husband- Nothing
Wife--Nothing? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.
Husband-- I was looking for the expiration date.

One day a man found a magic lamp, so he picked it up and rubbed it. Sure enough, a genie popped out and told the man he would grant him a wish.

After thinking about it for awhile, the man finally said, I want to be hard all the time and get all the a** I want.

As you wish, the Genie replied as he turned the man into a toilet seat.

Can't write no more, they are too gross. The one above is questionable.