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Skinhead
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Troy, MI


« on: December 15, 2011, 02:23:54 PM »

Engineers (and others),  appreciate this story..............

A toothpaste factory had a problem: they sometimes shipped empty boxes,
without the tube inside. This was due to the way the production line was
set up, and people with experience in designing production lines will tell
you how difficult it is to have everything happen with timings so precise
that every single unit coming out of it is perfect 100% of the time. Small
variations in the environment (which can't be controlled in a
cost-effective fashion) mean you must have quality assurance checks
smartly distributed across the line so that customers all the way down to
the supermarket don't get hacked off and buy another product instead.



Understanding how important that was, the CEO of the toothpaste factory
got the top people in the company together and they decided to start a new
project, in which they would hire an external engineering company to solve
their empty boxes problem, as their engineering department was already too
stretched to take on any extra effort.



The project followed the usual process: budget and project sponsor
allocated, RFP, third-parties selected, and six months (and $8 million)
later they had a fantastic solution on time, on budget, high quality
and everyone in the project had a great time. They solved the problem by
using high-tech precision scales that would sound a bell and flash lights
whenever a toothpaste box would weigh less than it should. The line would
stop, and someone had to walk over and yank the defective box out of it,
pressing another button when done to re-start the line.



A while later, the CEO decides to have a look at the ROI of the project:
amazing results! No empty boxes ever shipped out of the factory after the
scales were put in place. Very few customer complaints, and they were
gaining market share.  "That's some money well spent!" he says,
before looking closely at the other statistics in the report.



It turns out, the number of defects picked up by the scales was 0 after
three weeks of production use. It should've been picking up at least a
dozen a day, so maybe there was something wrong with the report. He filed
a bug against it, and after some investigation, the engineers come back
saying the report was actually correct. The scales really weren't picking
up any defects, because all boxes that got to that point in the conveyor
belt were good.



Puzzled, the CEO travels down to the factory, and walks up to the part of
the line where the precision scales were installed.



A few feet before the scale, there was a $20 desk fan, blowing the empty
boxes out of the belt and into a bin.



"Oh, that" says one of the workers.  "One of the guys put it
there 'cause he was tired of walking over every time the bell
rang."

 
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« Reply #1 on: December 15, 2011, 02:35:41 PM »

 2funny I just love stories like this.
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« Reply #2 on: December 15, 2011, 02:43:28 PM »

Having worked for 32 years in a plant here in Michigan, 10yrs. with an engineering staff trouble shooting program I would have to say that is a pretty good assessment. Grin Grin Grin
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« Reply #3 on: December 15, 2011, 06:24:06 PM »

That was the best laugh I've had in years...I can just see the whole process in action..
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