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I'll confess,
I ended up with an older woman at a bar last night.
She looked pretty good for a 60-year-old.
In fact, she wasn't too bad at all,
and I found myself thinking she probably had a really hot daughter.
We drank a couple of beers,
and she asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's Double?
'What's that? I asked.
'It's a mother and daughter threesome,' she said.
As my mind began to embrace the idea,
and I wondered what her daughter might look like,
I said, 'No, I haven't.'
We drank a bit more, then she said with a wink,
'tonight's your lucky night'.
We went back to her place.
We walked in.
She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs:
'Mom...you still awake?'
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Smokinjoe-VRCCDS#0005
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American by Birth, Southern by the Grace of God.
Beautiful east Tennessee ( GOD'S Country )
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« Reply #1 on: December 27, 2011, 02:42:10 PM » |
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I'll confess,
I ended up with an older woman at a bar last night.
She looked pretty good for a 60-year-old.
In fact, she wasn't too bad at all,
and I found myself thinking she probably had a really hot daughter.
We drank a couple of beers,
and she asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's Double?
'What's that? I asked.
'It's a mother and daughter threesome,' she said.
As my mind began to embrace the idea,
and I wondered what her daughter might look like,
I said, 'No, I haven't.'
We drank a bit more, then she said with a wink,
'tonight's your lucky night'.
We went back to her place.
We walked in.
She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs:
'Mom...you still awake?'
That's sick...Funny but sick  |
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 I've seen alot of people that thought they were cool , but then again Lord I've seen alot of fools. |
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kiwi#9582
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« Reply #2 on: December 27, 2011, 02:44:31 PM » |
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2 nd 1998 Sadona red and Creame Tourer. ( 1st one with 104K ) VRCC, VSG, SCRC, GWRRA, PGR. Ride Woodlands, TX. area. Have ridden in all but FOUR Northwestern States |
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art
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« Reply #3 on: December 27, 2011, 02:51:07 PM » |
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Some guys get all the luck.Did you have fun?
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YoungPUP
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« Reply #4 on: December 27, 2011, 05:09:44 PM » |
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Wrong.....So W R O N G!!!!!!
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Yea though I ride through the valley of the Shadow of Death I shall fear no evil. For I ride the Baddest Mother F$#^er In that valley!
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« Reply #5 on: December 27, 2011, 05:11:25 PM » |
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Some guys get all the luck.Did you have fun?
NO DETAILS, PLEASE !  |
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John Schmidt
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« Reply #6 on: December 27, 2011, 08:42:15 PM » |
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Awww, that's nothing new. I always end up with an older woman when I go out. If I play my cards right I even get to sleep with her, then pat her on the butt to wake her up in the morning. And....she signs her name as Mrs. Schmidt.  But the joke was funny even though I poked a little fun back at it. |
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doubletee
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« Reply #7 on: December 28, 2011, 05:19:12 AM » |
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« Reply #8 on: December 28, 2011, 06:59:50 AM » |
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WOW, me neather.  |
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bscrive
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Out with the old...in with the wooohoooo!!!!
Ottawa, Ontario
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« Reply #9 on: December 28, 2011, 07:23:17 AM » |
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I have to find some Javex to scrub that out of my mind.
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kiwi#9582
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« Reply #10 on: December 29, 2011, 10:39:33 AM » |
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I have to find some Javex to scrub that out of my mind.
"Javex" ??????  |
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« Reply #11 on: December 29, 2011, 11:09:17 AM » |
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Some posts are so much better WITHOUT pictures |
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« Reply #13 on: December 29, 2011, 11:14:14 AM » |
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There ain't no meds that'll take of my nightmares now!!!
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How much fun can I have before I have to go to hell?
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mario
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« Reply #14 on: December 29, 2011, 12:45:05 PM » |
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ok, i was wondering at what point i needed to stop reading and got the abrupt end-and that was funny!!  |
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Mario
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« Reply #15 on: December 29, 2011, 02:19:10 PM » |
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yep, there's go-go boots in granny's closet  |
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