Wednesday Wierdness..... Early Edition

[kiwi#9582]

( Disclaimer:   I am Polish, so I can post this... )   








Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'racism' these days.

A customer asked, "In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?"

The clerk asks, "Are you Polish?"

The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something.

"If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?

Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?

Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog, would you ask me if I was Jewish?

Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?

Or if I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?"

The clerk says, "No, I probably wouldn't."

The guy says, "Well then, because I asked for Polish sausage, why did you ask me if I'm Polish?"

The clerk replied, "Because you're in Home Depot.
 

[MacDragon]

I don't usually like ethnic jokes... but that's pretty funny.

[mhallock]

True story:

A friend of my Dad said, " I have a Polish joke." My Mother said, "Wait a minute, I'm Polish."
My Dad's friend said, "Oh, I'll tell it slowly...."

As I recall, that was funnier than the joke!

Mark

[kiwi#9582]

True story:

A friend of my Dad said, " I have a Polish joke." My Mother said, "Wait a minute, I'm Polish."
My Dad's friend said, "Oh, I'll tell it slowly...."

As I recall, that was funnier than the joke!

Mark

I remember that one!!!!!!