T-Bird
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A friend is one who takes me for what I am.
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One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the road-side eating grass.
Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and got out to investigate.
He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?"
"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass."
"Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you," the lawyer said.
"But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree."
"Bring them along," the lawyer replied.
Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You may come with us, also."
The second man, in a pitiful voice, then said, "But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!"
"Bring them all as well," the lawyer answered.
They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine was.
Once under way, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, "Sir, you are too kind."
"Thank you for taking all of us with you.
The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it.
"You'll really love my place.
"The grass is almost a foot high."
Come on now...you really didn't think there was such a thing as a heartwarming lawyer story...did you????
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KY,Dave (AKA Misunderstood)
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« Reply #1 on: January 05, 2012, 04:14:31 PM » |
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Skinhead
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« Reply #2 on: January 05, 2012, 04:30:12 PM » |
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Good one T-bird. Get a few miles in for me will you? I'm Freezin' my azz off up here.
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« Reply #3 on: January 05, 2012, 04:56:30 PM » |
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is it wrong?? Now I am hungry!  |
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Stanley Steamer
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« Reply #4 on: January 05, 2012, 05:16:16 PM » |
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I didn't know Oss had a back yard with grass??......   |
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Oss
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« Reply #5 on: January 05, 2012, 05:28:43 PM » |
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belly laugh for the day that was great  |
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If you don't know where your going any road will take you there
George Harrison
When you come to the fork in the road, take it
Yogi Berra (Don't send it to me C.O.D.)
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Gear Jammer
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« Reply #6 on: January 05, 2012, 06:00:37 PM » |
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Had to send that one out |
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BigAl
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« Reply #7 on: January 05, 2012, 07:05:29 PM » |
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Good One
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« Reply #8 on: January 05, 2012, 07:19:18 PM » |
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
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T-Bird
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A friend is one who takes me for what I am.
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« Reply #9 on: January 05, 2012, 08:12:25 PM » |
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Good one T-bird. Get a few miles in for me will you? I'm Freezin' my azz off up here.
Joe, We have had some great weather for riding so far this winter. I rode today and it was close to 60 degrees tommorow will be better than that, and I will be back on 2 wheels again. I just have to toss a coin in the morning to see which bike I'll take. You great lake guys are shining your bikes right now for Inzane...am I right    |
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Skinhead
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« Reply #10 on: January 06, 2012, 05:12:55 AM » |
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Already shined. I may do it again just for something to do.
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