She belongs in Congress.

[TomT]

     I recently asked my friend's little girl what she wanted to be when she grows up. She said she wanted to be President some day. Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her, 'If you were President what would be the first thing you would do?'

    She replied, 'I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people.'

    Her parents beamed.

    'Wow...what a worthy goal.' I told her, 'But you don't have to wait until you're President to do that. You can come over to my house and mow the lawn, pull weeds, and sweep my yard, and I'll pay you $50. Then I'll take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward food and a new house.'

    She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight in the eye and asked, 'Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50?'

    I said, 'Welcome to the Republican Party.'

    Her parents still aren't speaking to me.

[Ms Old Skool]

That's good!

[Chrisj CMA]

Its so simple.......and so true.  This new government of ours ALL OF THEM needs to read that several times, then get it splained to them properly, then make them apply it to the way government serves. 

Sounds impossible but thats exactly the nail on the nail head. WOW!

[Jack]

Personally, I'd like to see Miss California run for office.  It was refreshing to see someone actually speak their beliefs, although obviously nervous about doing so.  The media has sure given this girl misery since.