best Texas joke

[da prez]

sitting togather on a train was Obama, a Texan. a little old lady,and a young blond girl with large breasts.
 The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the sound of a loud slap. When the train emerges from the tunnel,Obama has a bright red hand print on his cheek. No one speaks.

  The old lady thinks:
  Obama must have groped the blond in the dark,and she slapped him.
  The blond girl thinks:
  Obama must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondeled the old lady and she slapped him.

  Obama thinks:
  The Texan must have groped the blond in the dark. She tried to slap him but missed and hit me instead.
  The Texan thinks:
  I can't wait for another tunnel, so I can slap the $hit out of Obama again.

                                                  da prez

[junior]

that texan wouldnt be bush would it?

[fordmano]

 

[Gear Jammer]

that texan wouldnt be bush would it?

Just about any Texan 

[cutter]

yep 

[x]

Dumbshit, sixth grade joke... but if you wanna believe it's the best Texas joke, have at it.

[Jess Tolbirt]

LOL look at strong eagles post and post count on this one,,,thats a classic right there,,,

[junior]

LOL look at strong eagles post and post count on this one,,,thats a classic right there,,,

that is PRICELESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!         

[Serk]

that texan wouldnt be bush would it?

Bush isn't a Texan... He was born in New Haven Connecticut.

[DIGGER]

Dumbshit, sixth grade joke... but if you wanna believe it's the best Texas joke, have at it.

Hey there (Edit: text removed).....you're gonna love this one......



 

 Start and end 2012 off right...

Make this YOUR  business!  
            Did you notice who Obama  Threatened?
 
    
      
  
     It's  incredible that 42% of Americans think that this  unqualified,
incompetent, dishonorable,  ego-driven fraud is doing a good job. Take a  
moment. Admit it to yourself. You know who  his supporters are. They are
the people that  YOU support.

From now thru November 2012  this should be required weekly or at least  
monthly reading BY ALL WHO  VOTE!!!

Did you notice who Obama  threatened when he wasn't getting his way on  
raising the debt ceiling? He threatened to  not pay:

- Social Security Retirees,  Military Retirees, Social Security  
disability and Federal Retirees.-

-  Now..let this sink in really good -

- He  did not threaten to stop payments to illegal  aliens

- He did not threatened to take  frivolous benefits such as Internet access away  from violent inmates

- He did not offer  to fire some of the thousands of unnecessary  federal employees that he hired

- He did  not offer to cut down on his or his wife's  frivolous
gallivanting around

- He  did not threaten to not pay the senators and  representatives or any of their staff

-  He did not threaten to take benefits away from  welfare recipients

- He did not threaten  the food stamp programs

- He did not  threaten to not pay foreign aid

- He did  not threaten to cut back on anything that  involves his base voters

- The list could  go on and on. He is in full political  re-election mode!

• Why are we allowing  this person to destroy this wonderful country  with his selfishness and his lies?  Have WE  lost our blooming minds!!!!!!!!

• His  type of change is killing our country. He needs  to be stopped and only our votes can stop  him.

• Do not forget about his tactics  when it's election time. Vote Obama out of the  Presidency in 2012.

LET'S MAKE 2012 - THE  END OF AN ERROR!

We the people are  coming

Only 86% will send this on. Should  be a 100%. What will you  do?

 

 
 

 

 

 

[hubcapsc]

Dumbshit, sixth grade joke... but if you wanna believe it's the best Texas joke, have at it.

Crappy insulting troll-like response... but if you wanna believe it befits you, we're with
you 100 percent. 

-Mike

[Hoser]

I know a really good good Texas joke, it's to racy to post, but it involves a  Texan, an Eskimo, and A polar bear.  Hoser   

[old2soon]

I'd laugh at that joke if da prez weren't my brother. As for dat obama character-vote the sumbitch OUT now. That be my S S and V A benefits he be messing with. RIDE SAFE.

[3fan4life]

Dumbshit, sixth grade joke... but if you wanna believe it's the best Texas joke, have at it.

Obviously the "Mankind Project" has nothing to do with being a KIND MAN. 

[RainMaker]

Dumbshit, sixth grade joke... but if you wanna believe it's the best Texas joke, have at it.

Obviously the "Mankind Project" has nothing to do with being a KIND MAN.  

Do a search on "Mankind Project".  There's a lot out there.  Make up your own mind.

[x]

You all are a LAFF RIOT! (spell checker off).

[czuch]

I'm waitin on another tunnel too.

[Willow]

The first time I read this joke it went like this:

Bill Clinton, George Bush, a spectacular looking blonde woman and an enormously large woman with an unfriendly scowl are in a train car. The train passes through a tunnel, and in the darkness the unmistakable sound of a slap is heard. As the train pulls out of the tunnel, the daylight reveals a big red slap mark on Clinton's cheek.

The blonde thinks: "That rascal Clinton wanted to touch me and by mistake, he must have put his hand on the fat lady, who must have slapped his face"

The fat lady thinks: "That dirty old Bill Clinton touched the blonde and she smacked him."

Bill Clinton thinks: "George put his hand on that blonde and by mistake she slapped me."

George Bush thinks: "I hope there's another tunnel soon so I can smack Clinton again."

Sometimes people try to just change the names to update a political joke and it just doesn't fit.  Obama has a big red hand print on his cheek?

[da prez]

  I just print them as I receive them. What's the difference, it is still humor.  If the joke was about Truman, then only about a third of the board would know who we were talking about.
                                                        da prez

[x]

  I just print them as I receive them. What's the difference, it is still humor.  If the joke was about Truman, then only about a third of the board would know who we were talking about.
                                                        da prez

Truman... isn't that the guy in the movie, "The Truman Show"?

[junior]

  I just print them as I receive them. What's the difference, it is still humor.  If the joke was about Truman, then only about a third of the board would know who we were talking about.
                                                        da prez

Truman... isn't that the guy in the movie, "The Truman Show"?

and this smuck calls me an idiot