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Fritz The Cat
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« on: January 13, 2012, 04:38:07 AM »

What a wonderful coming together of two diverse groups!
We need more gatherings where the idiot activists are given warm, moist, aromatic welcomes like this one. This is why PETA usually protests women wearing fur rather than bikers wearing leather. Sounds to me like the old saying, "you mess with the bull, and you get the horns".
Gee, I guess these characters thought that Bikers were going to be 'politically correct' like the rest of the wimpy world.
HERE'S HOW POLICE FOUND ONE OF THEM.



Johnstown, PA (GlossyNews) - Local and state police scoured the hills outside rural Johnstown, Pennsylvania, after reports of three animal rights activists going missing after attempting to protest the wearing of leather at a large motorcycle gang rally this weekend. Two others, previously reported missing, were discovered by fast food workers "duct taped inside fast food restaurant dumpsters," according to police officials.

"Something just went wrong," said a still visibly shaken organizer of the protest. "Something just went horribly, horribly, wrong." The organizer said a group of concerned animal rights activist groups, "growing tired of throwing fake blood and shouting profanities at older women wearing leather or fur coats," decided to protest the annual motorcycle club event "in a hope to show them our outrage at their wanting to use leather in their clothing and motor bike seats." "In fact," said the organizer, "motorcycle gangs are one of the biggest abusers of wearing leather, and we decided it was high time that we let them know that we disagree with them using it, ergo, they should stop."

According to witnesses, protesters arrived at the event in a vintage 1960's era Volkswagen Van and began to pelt the gang members with balloons filled with red colored water, simulating blood, and shouting "you're murderers" to passers by. This, evidently, is when the brouhaha began.

"They peed on me!!!" charged one activist. "They grabbed me, said I looked like I was French, started calling me 'La Trene', and duct taped me to a tree so they could pee on me all day!"

Still others claimed they were forced to eat hamburgers and hot dogs under duress. Those who resisted were allegedly held down while several bikers "farted on their heads."

Police officials declined comments on any leads or arrests due to the ongoing nature of the investigation; however, organizers for the motorcycle club rally expressed "surprise" at the allegations.

"That's preposterous,” said one high-ranking member of the biker organizing committee. "We were having a party, and these people showed up and were very rude to us. They threw things at us, called us names, and tried to ruin the entire event. So, what did we do? We invited them to the party! What could be more friendly than that? You know, just because we are all members of motorcycle clubs does not mean we do not care about inclusiveness. Personally, I think it shows a lack of character for them to be saying such nasty things about us after we bent over backwards to make them feel welcome."

When confronted with the allegations of force-feeding the activists meat, using them as ad hoc latrines, leaving them incapacitated in fast food restaurant dumpsters, and 'farting on their heads,' the organizer declined to comment in detail.
"That's just our secret handshake," assured the organizer.

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Thulsa Doom
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« Reply #1 on: January 13, 2012, 04:42:15 AM »

 2funny

http://www.snopes.com/politics/satire/leatherprotest.asp

Too bad. That was a funny one.
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old2soon
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« Reply #2 on: January 13, 2012, 06:36:59 AM »

Snopes no snopes don't give a rats azz-that thar be funny. 2funny Grin Cheesy RIDE SAFE.
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3fan4life
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« Reply #3 on: January 13, 2012, 07:36:05 AM »



So fiction cannot be funny ?

Someone had better notify Hollywood.  Evil
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DIGGER
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« Reply #4 on: January 13, 2012, 07:42:35 AM »

a good while back about 15 yrs ago I think a local animal rights group showed up opening day of bow season in the Sam Houston National Forest around Huntsville, Tx and they would follow the bow hunters into the national forest and make noise so they couldn't hunt.    That worked the first day, but the second day there was a plan.   After the animal rights activists left their cars on the side of the road to follow bow hunters into the national forest when they came back their vehicles were riddled with arrows.    End of problem.
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JimmyG
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« Reply #5 on: January 13, 2012, 07:55:09 AM »

To funny Grin
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YoungPUP
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« Reply #6 on: January 13, 2012, 08:09:51 AM »

Xring has something to the effect of this story in his signature line
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czuch
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« Reply #7 on: January 13, 2012, 12:22:52 PM »

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I love that one. It could happen.
They  pick on the fairer set because of just such probabilities, not possibilities.
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