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T.P.
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« on: January 13, 2012, 04:38:49 PM »

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/gun-hidden-in-butt-765912

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« Reply #1 on: January 13, 2012, 04:54:33 PM »

Evidently... it wasn't his 1st trip to the jail house...... coolsmiley
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« Reply #2 on: January 13, 2012, 05:32:07 PM »

He was probably a sh1tty shot anyway....
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« Reply #3 on: January 13, 2012, 05:39:26 PM »

that's how they get alot of stuff into jails, they call it 'keistering'. most of the time it's contraband or shivs, a pistola?  wow  Shocked  soooo many jokes I could make right now, but it's just tooo easy  2funny
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« Reply #4 on: January 13, 2012, 06:14:24 PM »

Poot...Bang.  2funny

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« Reply #5 on: January 13, 2012, 06:26:28 PM »

Poot...Bang.  2funny



 2funny 2funny 2funny Farted and shot the dog!  Cheesy
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« Reply #6 on: January 13, 2012, 06:30:31 PM »

Excuse me while I whoop this out  laugh
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« Reply #7 on: January 14, 2012, 04:02:01 AM »

talk about having a "round" in the chamber  2funny
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« Reply #8 on: January 14, 2012, 07:55:52 AM »

  Awwww come on , It's for a rear defense.
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« Reply #9 on: January 14, 2012, 08:04:56 AM »

Rumor has it he was a "crack" shot....
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« Reply #10 on: January 14, 2012, 06:04:18 PM »

I told you it was too easy.

an old Buddy Hackett joke comes to mind. he's up on stage trying to get a young lady in the audience to say the word A$$, she's totally embarrassed and won't say it. he says "can you say the word 'hand'?" she says "hand"  he says "hand is a much worse word then A$$, think of a big mean looking man he's coming at you and he has a gun in his hand, would you be scared?"

she says "yes"

he says "there you go, if he was holding it in his A$$ you wouldn't be scared at all" Grin 2funny 2funny Grin Cheesy
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« Reply #11 on: January 14, 2012, 08:17:47 PM »

i guess the small guns kept falling out?? Shocked Shocked Shocked
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« Reply #12 on: January 14, 2012, 10:10:56 PM »

Ever watch the movie Jackass?  Bam got a whole car up / in there.  It was a matchbox car, but it was still a car.  One of the funniest scenes ever when the doc was reading the x-rays.
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« Reply #13 on: January 14, 2012, 10:22:09 PM »

I'm thinking the officer(s) booking the perp did a piss poor job of searching him ... so in a lame ass attempt to cover their Barney Fife like skills, concluded that the only possibility was the guy had the gun up his ass.... dat dere's funny crap. (no pun intended)
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