I guess nobody likes lawyer jokes

[Oss]

My skin must be thick as my brain as I started the post but cant seem to find it

So I wont tell any more until asked.

Cant ride too much snow and ice, too cold even to sit on the Valk and make vrooooom noises
not as bad as this but still no joy


The induction motor on my 23 yr old furnace/ac died last nite, waiting for 2 estimators to come in with quotes for new furnace and condensor for the a/c  Not worth spending 800 bux on something that may just be pissin $ away

Hey Joe can you remember where I buried that jar of lawyer money in the yard?

With all the snow I cant find it  Where do you hide yours maybe that will help me

Guess I will be home in front of the fire today.

Any of you down where its warm ride and say this ones for you Oss

I will hear ya  

[Black Pearl's Captain]

Lawyers are like snowstorms. Most are very glad to see them arrive but soon can't wait for them to be gone...

Raymond

[sandy]

Just got back from a 100 mile breakfast ride. Highs in the 50's. A bit cool as I had to keep the heavy gloves on most of the way.

[John Schmidt]

I only went for a bicycle ride, in shorts and t-shirt.    The windows and doors are open, no a/c or heat running, loving this weather....easy on the utility bills. I did ride the Valk to the gym yesterday, jeans and t-shirt. It's not always this way, got into the teens and twenties here about a week ago. Supposed to be in the low 80's rest of the week.

Hey Oss, what's all that white stuff in the driveway? Is that soapsuds from washing the car? 

[F6BANGER]

True story here....
My brother has a lawyer friend. He was telling my brother a story that sounded fishy. My brother called him on it and said he was a liar. The lawyer said to my brother, "why would I lie, I'm not getting paid".

Now we know why liar and lawyer almost sound alike.

[Jess Tolbirt]

jumped on the bike today and did about 15 miles, that sure felt good,,,

[RudyF6]

True story here....
My brother has a lawyer friend. He was telling my brother a story that sounded fishy. My brother called him on it and said he was a liar. The lawyer said to my brother, "why would I lie, I'm not getting paid".

Now we know why liar and lawyer almost sound alike.

       Priceless!

[bscrive]

Oss, I always liked this one.

"A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were thousands of people ahead of him in line to see St. Peter. To his surprise, St. Peter left his desk at the gate and came down the long line to where the lawyer was, and greeted him warmly. Then St. Peter and one of his assistants took the lawyer by the hands and guided him up to the front of the line, and into a comfortable chair by his desk. The lawyer said, "I don't mind all this attention, but what makes me so special?"

St. Peter replied, "Well, I've added up all the hours for which you billed your clients, and by my calculation you must be about 193 years old!""

[czuch]

We pulled the motor on my son's car yesterday and I got a sunburn.
Supposed to rain tonite so I'll do the Valk tire while I cant go outside.

[Karen]

I thought "lawyer jokes" was redundant...