Saturday Sillies

[kiwi#9582]

Arthur is 85 years old.

He's played golf every day since his retirement 20 years ago.

One day he arrives home looking downcast.

"That's it," he tells his wife. "I'm giving up golf. My eyesight has
gotten so bad. Once I've hit the ball, I can't see where it went."


His wife sympathizes. As they sit down, she has a suggestion: "Why don't
you take my brother with you, and give it one more try."

"That's no good," sighs Arthur. "Your brother is ninety two. He can't
help."

"He may be ninety two," says the wife, "but his eyesight is perfect."



So the next day, Arthur heads off to the golf course with his
brother-in-law.

He tees up, takes an almighty swing, and squints down the fairway.

He turns to the brother-in-law. "Did you see the ball?"

"Of course I did!", says the brother-in-law..

"I have perfect eyesight."

"Where did it go?" asks Arthur.

"Can't remember."

[Novavalker]

There comes a time when a woman just has to trust her husband... for example...

 

A wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom.

From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two.  She reaches for a

baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can.  Once she's done,

she goes to the kitchen to have a drink.

 

As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine.

 

"Hi Darling", he says, "Your parents have come to visit us, so l let them stay

in our bedroom.

 

Did you say ‘hello’?”

[kiwi#9582]

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