There comes a time....

[Skinhead]

There comes a time when a woman just has to trust her husband.  For example...
 
A wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom, from under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two.  She
reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can.  Once she's done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink.
 
As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine.
 
"Hi Darling", he says, "Your parents have come to visit us, so l let them stay in our bedroom.  Did you say 'hello'?"
 

[YoungPUP]

Too funny....