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BigAl
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Blonde in Methodist Church
A local, North Carolina preacher said to his congregation, "Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am offended and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who did this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this Christian Family."
No one moved. The preacher continued, "Do you have the nerve to face me and admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your transgression."
Again all was quiet.
Then slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body that would stop traffic rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke, "Reverend there has been a terrible misunderstanding. I never said
you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I simply told a couple of my friends that you were a wizard under the sheets."
The preacher fell to his knees, his wife fainted, and the congregation roared.
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Gear Jammer
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Yeah,,,,,It's a HEMI
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« Reply #1 on: February 12, 2012, 09:03:34 AM » |
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 "The problems we face today exist because the people who work for a living are outnumbered by those who vote for a living. |
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KSDragonRider
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The beatings will continue until morale improves
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« Reply #2 on: February 12, 2012, 12:01:40 PM » |
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Wonderful! That is 100x better than i thought i would find when i clicked on this post!
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Dalen & Shay -> Salina, KS
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The Anvil
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« Reply #3 on: February 12, 2012, 12:55:07 PM » |
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Wonderful! That is 100x better than i thought i would find when i clicked on this post!
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Boxer rebellion, the Holy Child. They all pay their rent.
But none together can testify to the rhythm of a road well bent.
Saddles and zip codes, passports and gates, the Jones' keep.
In August the water is trickling, in April it's furious deep.
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old2soon
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« Reply #4 on: February 12, 2012, 01:51:18 PM » |
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That made me laugh and guffaw right out loud doncha know.  RIDE SAFE. |
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Today is the tommorow you worried about yesterday. If at first you don't succeed screw it-save it for nite check. 1964 1968 U S Navy. Two cruises off Nam.
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« Reply #5 on: February 12, 2012, 02:31:49 PM » |
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'in the tunnels uptown, the Rats own dream guns him down. the shots echo down them hallways in the night' - the Boss
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« Reply #6 on: February 12, 2012, 03:40:41 PM » |
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"Extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice. And... moderation in the pursuit of justice is no virtue.'' -- Barry Goldwater, Acceptance Speech at the Republican Convention; 1964  |
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« Reply #7 on: February 12, 2012, 04:37:47 PM » |
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Now there's the Al we know and love. |
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An oak tree is nothing but an acorn that stood it's ground!
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ChromeDome
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60 miles West of Chicago!
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« Reply #8 on: February 13, 2012, 12:54:25 PM » |
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Wonderful! That is 100x better than i thought i would find when i clicked on this post!
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